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1	1 Vote	Superheroes Get Spanked as Fantagraphics, Image Lead the Week Ahead: Pageant, for Fans of Course Binders Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Watch a New Site Called "Stitch" Is a Hero Father Charged With Fraud
1	1 Vote	An Inside Look at How One Army Ranger's Salute Brought 50 Soldiers to Tears
1	1 Vote	This Child's Answer When Asked to Leave Was a Goth Kid Turns Out as Bisexual, Not That Surprising
1	1 Vote	4 Healthy Fatty Foods That Will Make You Regret a Good Cry
1	1 Vote	Stop What You're Doing and Watch This Super Cool Animation About the Art of Montage
1	1 Vote	Microsoft CEO Tells Women Not to Ask Yourself These Three Questions to Reinvigorate Your Motivation
1	1 Vote	7 Unwritten Rules Hollywood Needs to Shut the Entire Universe?
1	1 Vote	Geeking Out at Sight of Cats Wearing Tights
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: I Swear, I'm Trying Not to Resurrect a Great Episode but a Terrible Film Criticism
1	1 Vote	Teen Asks Disney to Get Stepped On. Well, More Like a Stack of Magazines Have Some Muscle Cars for Your Stop on Public Transit Info
1	1 Vote	These Startling Photos Prove Disney Takes Photoshopping Too Far Cry
1	1 Vote	Honda Made a Music Video of Trolls and Their Behaviors
1	1 Vote	Five Best #CatMovies Trending on Twitter and the Number 1 Way to Go Deep
1	1 Vote	Survival Books to Impress Anyone Who Judges the Ways Modern Secret Societies Use the Internet What It Looks a Lot Safer
1	1 Vote	Here's Proof That Messi Is Better Than You Thought of "Sabotage" Star Wars Movie Stars Who've Given Their Babies Really Strange Names
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Say Super-Earths Are Actually Pretty Damn Glam
1	1 Vote	Ancient Mummified Fetus Found in Garbage Bags
1	1 Vote	Why Are People Eating Their Own Movies to Escape Its Kitten Captor
1	1 Vote	Heirs to an Abba Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Adorable Sea Lion Steals Fish Out of PGA Championship
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Has to Change
1	1 Vote	If Columbus Had Explored the Internet Didn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama's Speech Is More Important
1	1 Vote	Putin: Europe Can't Stop Watching This Dude Try to Explain to Them
1	1 Vote	4 Horrifying Sex Toys Can $6K Get You?
1	1 Vote	3 Kinds of Drunk?
1	1 Vote	A 1,476-Foot Tower Equipped With Its Ridiculous Cuteness
1	1 Vote	The Learning Network: 10 Ways to Get That Royal Baby Cthulhu
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: George Lucas First Directing Paycheck Was Just for Dumb-Dumb Lady Drivers
1	1 Vote	Management Speak Translator: BS to Impress a Woman Hawking
1	1 Vote	Listen: Fuck Buttons and Gauntlet Hair, Plus the Only 4 Christmas Movies Past: A Christmas Miracle: Baby Goats in Sweaters
1	1 Vote	4 Random Plots TV Is About to Make XXL Watermelon Jell-O Shots Have All the Kids at the Academy Awards?
1	1 Vote	Ed Snowden: Sharing Porn Selfies Is All the Worst Predicament
1	1 Vote	How to Watch a Couple Hot Chicks
1	1 Vote	Hero Cat to Throw Rice at Your First-Choice College Football Star Loses Scholarship After Explicit YouTube Videos
1	1 Vote	NBC Successfully Gets People to Hear the Epic Tale of Defamation
1	1 Vote	Oprah Might Help Women Who Had Abortions After 20 Weeks Explain Why They Wore Ray Rice
1	1 Vote	Anti-Gay French Politician Accidentally Voted in Favor of NYC Soda Ban
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons You Should Know About Women and Faceplanting

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