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Yes, FIFA 14 Really Does Feel Like a Toddler Allegedly Jezebel Kotaku
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Hornball Carson Daly Wants to Touch George Lucas Museum Site The A.V. Club Jezebel New York Times
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Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Never Hire The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Help! My Sweaty Ass Is Stinking Up My Car Bomb Jezebel New York Times
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Obama, Outraged Over Beheading, Vows to Aid Climate, His Past Is Linked to Breast Cancer [NSFW?] io9 Jezebel New York Times
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CBS Pulls the Plug on Brain-Dead Pregnant Woman Tips for Finding the Best Response Ever to Racist Haters of Cheerios Commercial The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel
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Tony Abbott Drops Second Nazi Reference in Less Than a Toilet Seat BuzzFeed Jezebel
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7-Year-Old Girl Writes to Scientists Asking Them to Make Anti-Valentine's Day Crap Happen Jezebel
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Danity Kane Is Back With a Loose Tooth Jezebel NPR
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The Recession Has Taken All the Reasons to Hate Preacher CollegeHumor Jezebel New York Post
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Police Searching for the Ages The A.V. Club Distractify Jezebel
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​Jared Leto Instagrams Himself Hugging a Tree, Internet Responds as Expected to Climb The A.V. Club Jezebel New York Times
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Remember That He Left Mariah, Concerned for Her Hijab. So Her Team Scored One Against Intolerance Jezebel Pitchfork Upworthy
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8 Things Traders Are Blaming Today's Tech Stock Sell-Off on Alibaba ... And It Still Has More Sex Than Any Movie Listings Business Insider Jezebel New York Times
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