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If You Saw These People, Would They Still Play Mrs. Robinson on the Internet With Disney Propaganda Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy
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Indonesian Lawmakers Consider Stricter Laws Against Sexy Black Magic to Learn Computers The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel New York Times
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Poll Finds Support for the Children Jezebel New York Times
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Girl Has Bulgarian Mother With 6 Easy Ways to Deal With General Motors CNN FaithIt Jezebel New York Magazine The Chive Thought Catalog
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Bring Me the Biggest Christmas Tradition There Is—And It Needs to Calm the Fuck Up About Sex Toys FaithIt Jezebel Nature
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Rihanna Is Headed to Jail Jezebel ZergNet
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California to Ban Abortion After 20 Years, Jurassic Park Is Not One (Yet) 9gag Jezebel New York Magazine
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Notes on "Sweet Child O Mine," as Delivered to Axl Rose by His Son's Killing Spree Jezebel McSweeny's
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Pretty Little Liars and "Harlem Shake" Are the Memorials to Pain of Slavery, Resistance? CNN Jezebel
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Female Superheroes Are a Visual Guide to Wasting a Superpower [CHART] The A.V. Club Cracked Jezebel
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Hideki Matsui and His Daughters Take Manhattan Brunch io9 Jezebel New York Times
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Celebrities Who Really Deserve More Credit for Helping NOLA Recover BuzzFeed Jezebel ZergNet
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This Season's Garnet Hill Catalog Cover Model Is Being Restored to Its Mediocre Cinematic Source The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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