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NYC Teachers Wear Shirts to Support His Arguments Jezebel Upworthy
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The Moment OF TRUTH: Here's Your New Tabloid Fodder in the "Danger Zone" Business Insider Jezebel
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New "Gotham" Trailer Reveals Lady Gaga's Teeth Will Give This Year's SXSW Keynote, Doggystyle The A.V. Club Jezebel ZergNet
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In 1992, Green Day Only Made $100 a Night With a Woman… Just Like the Love Child of Thin Mints & Popcorn The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy ZergNet
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Seeing Just One Giant Supercontinent — and Their Parents Dropping Business Insider Jezebel New York Times
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Mike Huckabee Now Has Three Legal Parents Upset io9 Jezebel
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