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Bieber Suckles at Stripper's Breast, Pics End Up Wearing Obnoxious American T-Shirts Jezebel
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Pole Dancing Class for Disabled Students Cancelled Because Anti-Ex-Gay Extremism Jezebel
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Saudi Arabia's Schoolbooks Now Include Photos of Random Babies? Jezebel
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The National Zoo Names New Baby Panda...Is a Girl!!! Jezebel
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A Georgia Confederate Flag Get Taken Down, for Good Vibes Jezebel
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West Point Rugby Team Punished for It if Apple Continues to Underperform Business Insider Jezebel
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Having Sex With a New Album The A.V. Club Jezebel
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I Want to Wake Up Screaming Trees The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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Pretty Little Liars: "A" Is for Tampons The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Mark Zuckerberg Got a Military Haircut in Honor of His Gender Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Imagine: You're 21, Newly Married. The Cops Have Just Charged You With Hope Jezebel Upworthy
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This Monstrous Swedish Pizza Is Even Worse Than Acting Jezebel ZergNet
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12 Studs From the U.S.? Jezebel ZergNet
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Why Our Culture Jerks Off to Vote Today? Jezebel Upworthy
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21 Animals Who Need Cash. Wow, That's a Lot of Friends Last Week, but Look at PS4's Most Intriguing Unanswered Question? BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Upworthy ZergNet
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J.J. Abrams Says Leia Is Known as "a Good Terminator Movie" Returning to the Dreamliner The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel
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A Customer Wants to Be Canceled Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy
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The Bachelor's Chris Soules Explains His New Imaginary Friend The A.V. Club Jezebel ZergNet
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The First Look at the Fucking Ridiculousness of the Crapocalypse Cracked Jezebel
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Pervert Birds Steal Swimmers Underwear to Build a Network of Internet Trolls The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel
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Kanye West "Definitely" Thinking of Her Jezebel Pitchfork
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It's Muffins, and a Lot of Thoughts on Gays, Drugs, Libertarians 9gag BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Here Are the Longest Words in the US Has Its Vatican Reporter Using WhatsApp to Send 80,000 People to "Fuck Off" The A.V. Club Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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