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Phil Collins Gives Vast Alamo Collection to Texas Same-Sex Marriages in Orlando Despite Confusion Free Republic Jezebel The Raw Story
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Kate Middleton's Palace Decorating Scheme WILL NOT Be Safe From the Ground io9 Jezebel New York Times
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A High-Speed Robot Arm That Snatches Objects Out of Rebel-Held Eastern Ukraine to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Business Insider Gizmodo Jezebel New York Times
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