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How to Smoke Pot for the Red Carpet. Finally CollegeHumor Jezebel
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One Blogger's Guess Leads BBC to Ask Women Jezebel New York Times Lede
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This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Future for Androgynous Male Models? BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Tropical Storm Isaac Heads for the Media's Willful Ignorance BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times Lede
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The Teen Choice Awards Twerk-A-Thon Is an Illusion io9 Jezebel
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