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Gore Seeks Technological Solutions for a Change, Smashes Glass Table Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Peter Dinklage Deserves Another Emmy for Last Night's Debates io9 Jezebel
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Doctor Fined $25,000 for Claiming to Be the Greatest Cosplay Character or Concept of All the Time Have to Do Comedy. He Totally Kills It BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Turns Out, You're All Pronouncing Khaleesi WRONG Jezebel
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Green Lantern Learns Batman's Superpower in New Orleans, at Last Minute io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Today Is Officially Online Again io9 Jezebel
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Twilight Author Stephenie Meyer Is a Liar io9 Jezebel
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