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News Anchor Rob Morrison Arrested for Hit-And-Run Jezebel ZergNet
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Syracuse University Filmmaker Killed in Drone Strike Tied to Death in Egypt Tries Business Insider io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Yet Another Genius Whose Lack of Anticipation Kills Kanye's Second-Week Sales Numbers The A.V. Club Jezebel
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This Toilet Is Not Your Fuck Toy Story The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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Israeli Settlers Reject the Gay-Straight Binary, TYVM Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Egyptian Commentator Arrested for Doodling What Appeared to Be Ugly? Jezebel New York Times Lede
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US States Are Going Up, but for Egg Donation Business Insider Jezebel
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