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63,670 smashes / 181,458 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines
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Orange Is the Most Adorable Child Ever The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Jezebel
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John Stossel: Women Are Funny The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Woman Arrested for Doodling What Appeared to Be Good Performed on Letterman, and It Will Make Your Head Explode The A.V. Club Cracked io9 Jezebel Pitchfork
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Digital Currency Firm Circle Is Rolling Out Cookie Dough and Marshmallow Crispy Flavors Business Insider Jezebel
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Now Sharks Can Tweet at You to Like This Guy! Jezebel Upworthy
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Snapchat Demands Restraining Order to Pay for Your Next Handbag Purchase, Consider the Scrotal Sac Jezebel TMZ Valleywag
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Russia Suspended From School 24 Times for Smelling Foul Business Insider Jezebel
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Yeah, Lady Gaga Concert The A.V. Club Jezebel
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NBC Tries to Explain the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons The A.V. Club Jezebel Upworthy
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Feds Demand Recall of the Stratospheric Skyfish io9 Jezebel
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And the Other Is a Magical Land With Charlie From "Always Sunny" io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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A Cat With Your Life? Try Being More Crabby Jezebel The Chive
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It's Official: Asperger's Syndrome Is No Dark Knight Rises The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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Neil Young Is on Fire This Halloween and This Is What People Think of a Skateboarding Dachshund The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Jezebel
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My Wife Looks Nervous: A Drunk Intruder at Your Favorite Shows All Over Him Gawker Jezebel Lifehacker TMZ
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2013's Solar Maximum Could Be the Senator We All Share Your Baby a Small Penis Pump BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
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Emma Watson Is a Different Kind of Evil Recalled Jezebel Upworthy
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13 Gorgeous Pictures of Breasts? These Women Were Murdered and Cops May Be Eating This Spring Got Business Insider BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Justin Timberlake Among First Guests for Jimmy Fallon and Will Face Swap Is Mesmerizingly Horrific Screengrabs The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Jezebel Pitchfork
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Police Put on the Disabled Carnival Cruise Ship Jezebel New York Times Lede
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