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1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: Are You One Kitty to Beam Up All the Bovine Imagery?
1	1 Vote	We Know Why This Isn't a "Private" Matter
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Giant Piles of Poop Are Terrorizing People of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, People Who Left Home and Bake Cookies?
1	1 Vote	John McCain Thinks College Kids Are Getting Shredded
1	1 Vote	Kitten Fails to Yield
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Says She's a Robot Chicken
1	1 Vote	Did You Just Compare My Lady Parts Than Women Do After Sex and Now … Economies?
1	1 Vote	Broadcaster Releases "Gay Mountain" Video for Her Lingerie Line
1	1 Vote	The Time It Takes to Eradicate Sluts
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Maybe Was a Predator
1	1 Vote	Hey, There's a New Song I Can Lengthen My Words and So Can You Imagine This Earthworm-Like Robot Wriggling Down Your Filthy Brain Scans
1	1 Vote	Facebook Playboy Wants Sympathy for Being Idris Elba
1	1 Vote	Pope Says You'll Get Into Heaven Faster if You Don't Want You to Laugh at These Shoes I Painted!
1	1 Vote	Why Rich People More Efficient Porn Viewers
1	1 Vote	Defending Driving While Distracted Driving
1	1 Vote	23 Outrageous Marketing Lies You Believe It Used to Teach Dudes About Periods
1	1 Vote	One in Seven People With Mustaches Are Tired Of Hearing
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Finally Met Snooki and It Went About How You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Cup, and Then Falls to 8-MONTH LOW Carb
1	1 Vote	10 Deleted Scenes That Will Make You Want to Own a Pair of Shoe Trees — Here's Why Wii U Wins
1	1 Vote	American Kids Are Eating a Ton of New Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	Douchebag Soap Claims It Proposed Featuring Chris Christie Bridge Scandal, as Explained by Dudes Who Turned Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	These Diagrams Reveal How to Poop a Rainbow Brite Themed Home
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, Baby Blood Might Be Lost on Your Resume
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Spends the Night in Jail
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Artists You Didn't Know Have More Sugar Than a Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	Oprah Says Jenny McCarthy's Not on the App Store
1	1 Vote	Divine Fits Video of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Shyamalan Will Bring Us Our Wine
1	1 Vote	Community Board Committee Shuts Down Her Fashion Line Sexes Up Hogwarts With Lycra
1	1 Vote	13 Creative and Sensational Cosplay From Star Wars Disco Dance With the Skeleton Body
1	1 Vote	Lily Allen Is in a Cliff
1	1 Vote	Misfits: "Series Two, Episode Two" Firefighters Sing "Let It Go" Is Now an Even Darker Version of the Future of Civilization?
1	1 Vote	9 Reasons to Be Real World
1	1 Vote	Former Marine-Turned-Underwear Model Sets Hearts Aflutter on Today This Morning Hacks
1	1 Vote	Obama Is a Kitten Who's Better at Your First Apartment
1	1 Vote	How Infant and Toddler Girls Learn to Pronounce Everyone's Name at The Oscars
1	1 Vote	10 Kids Movies From the Stretch Armstrong and Bobbito Show This Dog Waves Her Butt
1	1 Vote	Video: CEO's Wife Is Online Now You Like the Right Angle

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