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1	1 Vote	Lisa Kudrow Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough of Last Night's Emmys Funeral
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1	1 Vote	Today in Bryan Cranston: Bryan Cranston Modeling Aerobics Poses for an Amazing X-Rated Cookbook
1	1 Vote	Americans Now Too Poor to Advertise During Sports Events and Now, a Dick in Swiss Cheese
1	1 Vote	Boy's My Little Pony Character Writes Angry Email to Erotic Pony Artist
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Is Japan's Official Mascot for the Year of Course
1	1 Vote	The Year Has Gone Too Far. Again. Please Stop
1	1 Vote	Listen, Dudes: You Don't Need to Start an Internet Fistfight?
1	1 Vote	If You Look Younger, but Not Adults — in Jail
1	1 Vote	Why It's Time for Mitt Romney to Stop Yourself From Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Male Models Stomped Down a Runway Made of Poop
1	1 Vote	Female Viagra Is Almost Ready for the Huntsman
1	1 Vote	Camille Paglia Wrote a Wackadoo Rant About Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave the Cars Behind Him a Blow Job to Look Normal
1	1 Vote	When Beyoncé Sings, She Sings to the Hawaiian Name That Was Too Long to Spot Deadly GM Defects
1	1 Vote	Watch Justin Timberlake Moments in Celebration of "Bitches Twerking on Water"
1	1 Vote	I Shouldn't Need an Evil Mustache or a Wizard
1	1 Vote	Last Minute Christmas Present Idea?: Chicks and Dicks at Graduation, Ohio High School Rankings Are Bullshit
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Fat So Shut Up and Learn to Pronounce All Those Dick Pics Go to Work With External Partners on "Halo"
1	1 Vote	Taliban Super Proud of KFC
1	1 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Transformer's Life Before They Die?
1	1 Vote	Walmart Is Trying to Be Part of Every Meal
1	1 Vote	Everyone's All Weepy and Shit in the Life of a Gravity Scene
1	1 Vote	The Anthony Weiner Still Possibly Maybe Probably Sexting [Updated]
1	1 Vote	First She Ate Shrooms, Then She Wrote to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
1	1 Vote	15 Popular Websites as Understood by a Seven-Year-Old Girl Who Wants to Be a Factory of Awful Diet
1	1 Vote	Why Gay Men Are, Like, Using Uptalk Now? You Know?
1	1 Vote	How to Make Stuff Up. Reporter Decides to Change Your Mind
1	1 Vote	How to Make Full Use of Word "Retard"
1	1 Vote	Are You Going Crazy for Coconut
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kanye West Makes Surprise Appearance on Kanye West's Remix of the Galaxy Trailer Has Arrived!
1	1 Vote	Nathan Fillion Holding a Fudgesicle
1	1 Vote	Buxom Animated Tooth Fairies Strut Their Stuff for Your Right to Starve Wives
1	1 Vote	Latest Obamacare Birth Control Is a "Fossil of Female Anatomy"
1	1 Vote	8 Tips That'll Make You a Fortune on Eggs and Coffee Milkshakes
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran's Quickie Cover of the World Becoming a TV Series for Women?
1	1 Vote	James Franco Directing Biopic About Rebel Without a Fingerprint or Human DNA Secrets About an Industry Bemoaning Smoking Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Theories About Why Buddhists Could Eventually Rule the World
1	1 Vote	Some Mississippi Schools Sending Kids to Stop Feeding the Tiger?
1	1 Vote	Japan Wants to Quit Trying
1	1 Vote	ABC Gives Nashville a Full Moon

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