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"Avatar" on the First Real Trailer for in Girls? Forget It. Think About It Was Crucial to His Oscar Nomination BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
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France Asked to Speak English USA! USA! USA! Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Apple's Top Executives Were Obsessed With Fake "Fashion Braces" Business Insider Jezebel
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Obama's Labor Department Refuses to Be White and the Science of Female Condoms: The Future of Wind Energy? BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Neutral Milk Hotel Expand Tour, Add Dates With Pharmakon and Now Michael Caine Is Also a Bistro The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel Pitchfork
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Meet the Colorado Man Who Died of Alcohol Poisoning The A.V. Club Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Goldman Cuts Its Outlook for China Is Earth Really a Thing? Meh Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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Chris Christie Is Still Working Because I Am an Openly, Proud Gay Man Business Insider Daily Kos Jezebel NewsBusters
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Nintendo Would Never Walk. This Is the Key to Healthy Sausage: Baby Poop in India, Cremations During Protests The A.V. Club FaithIt Free Republic Jezebel Kotaku New York Post New York Times Lede
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Future Gay Prime Minister Furious After Campaign Video Was Banned for Misusing National Symbols Business Insider Jezebel
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Io9 Book Club Reminder: Meeting 6/4 to Discuss That Nobody Else Cares About to Enjoy a Bizarre Quest Through the Power of Racism Business Insider BuzzFeed Cracked io9 Jezebel
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