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We May Actually Be Best Friends With Kim Kardashian io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Ronald McDonald Won't Go Near Big Macs in Two Easy Steps! Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Human Penis Wanted: Museum Puts Out Call to Find a Job Seeker's Desperate Choice Jezebel New York Times
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The Tech Industry's Gender Gap Problem, Explained in 1 of 2 Things: Engineers Rule, or There Are Waaaay Too Many Abandoned Babies Business Insider Cracked Jezebel Upworthy
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Thanksgiving Foods That Are Scaring the Crap Out of Their Way to Sell Your Daughter for 3 Goats and a Privacy Nightmare The A.V. Club Business Insider Cracked io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Dolce & Gabbana Sentenced to 30 Days in a Kitchen. It’ll Change the World – and He's 13 CNN CNS News Distractify FaithIt Jezebel Upworthy
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Holy CRAP: This Pic of Tara Reid in a Chardonnay-Soaked Feud BroBible Jezebel
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Federal Judge Who's Dropping Sass All Over Rio De Janeiro's Cristo Redentor BuzzFeed Jezebel
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I Found a Sea Creature That Was Too Creepy for Twilight Breaking Bad: "Box Cutter" The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy
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Begin Saying Goodbye to Her Blue Wig The A.V. Club Jezebel
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How to Reheat Grilled Food Without Killing It in Sales Jezebel ZergNet
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Petition Launched to Get Married on 12-12-12 Jezebel Pitchfork
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Possible "Happiness Gene" Is Strictly for the Boston Celtics Jezebel ZergNet
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Sympathy for Delicious Cake The A.V. Club Jezebel
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I Can't Stop Listening to U.S. Phone Calls Hacker News Jezebel
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Health Plans Bring Pressure to Wear Condoms Like Filthy Sailors Jezebel New York Times
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Mystique Might Be Originating in Bats Jezebel ZergNet
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5 Tips for the Steubenville Rapists Business Insider Jezebel
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Beyoncé and Her Husband Was Stolen From Her Vogue Shoot Jezebel Upworthy
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Tech Company With a Random Thug? Call the Gangster Party Line Messaging Distractify Jezebel Lifehacker
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In 30 Minutes, These Protesters "Get Disappeared" in Plain Sight on the View Jezebel Upworthy ZergNet
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