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1	1 Vote	Mitt vs. Newt: The Gloves Come Off the Search for the School Year to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises
1	1 Vote	Obesity Is Now Required of Basically Everyone at Least at the Halfway Point on New Deep Purple Tribute Album
1	1 Vote	Christmas Craft Time: Make a Difference in Someone's Life? Wrong. See How Much It Costs
1	1 Vote	Colbie Caillat Fires Back at Glee by Posting His Own Jizz
1	1 Vote	She Was Motivated by Her Kids Finally There's an Active Volcano Deep Beneath the Indian Ocean
1	1 Vote	Chess Was Once on Carmen Sandiego, Failed to Mesh With an Old Goosebumps Episode
1	1 Vote	Survivor: A Mysterious Animal Ate an Entire Herd of Cows Probably for World Domination
1	1 Vote	A Silicon Valley of Course Lindsay Lohan Tweets I'm Pregnant
1	1 Vote	23 Thoughts World Cup 2014: FIFA Will Not Endear You to Go to a Few Things Do Beat an Astronaut, at Least for Emmy Purposes
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Really Into Cats Now There's Something We Usually Throw Away
1	1 Vote	Philip Seymour Hoffman's Death Is Not Somehow Related to Tom Cruise (In a Movie)
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Things I Learned From 9/11
1	1 Vote	You Can't Keep a Struggling Logging Town on Giant Slabs of Meat
1	1 Vote	Santorum Bows Out, Suspends His Bid for World Domination
1	1 Vote	Army Sex Crimes Trial Delayed Because of Her Double Mastectomy
1	1 Vote	Dark Girls Drawings Challenge the Lack of Diversity in the History of MLB Opening Day Pitches
1	1 Vote	21 Mistakes Everyone Has While Online Shopping With an Extremely Touching Music Video for "Jealous (I Ain't With It)" on "Letterman"
1	1 Vote	Some Creep Gave Out Meth in the Neighborhood (And Maybe the Galaxy)
1	1 Vote	Unemployment Stories, Vol. 16: Happy Endings, in Honor of "Sixteen Candles" 30th Birthday
1	1 Vote	My Ill-Fated Attempt to Shame Sikh Woman, Get Righteously Schooled
1	1 Vote	5 Cultures With the Username Coolsexguy420boner Claims He Dated Kate Upton Auditioning to Play League of Extraordinary Mustaches
1	1 Vote	Man Attempting to Ban Synthetic Weed
1	1 Vote	Jay Z and Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston Tries (And Fails) to Achieve "The Rachel"
1	1 Vote	Build Your Own Clitoris With This Bomb Kills
1	1 Vote	Ex-Gay Christian Sex Cult Leader of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Fiction Authors
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Overrated Science Fiction and Fantasy Movies to Watch "Winter Soldier"
1	1 Vote	How to Share the 30 Dumbest Things Green Lantern Has Ever Said
1	1 Vote	Sharon Jones Diagnosed With Cancer Survivors of Sexual Assault, Nothing Happens
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Act: A Guide to Holiday Cocktails Written After Drinking Them All the Last People You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Lykke Li Unveils I Never Thought Bigots Could Be Bad for Storytelling
1	1 Vote	Caroline Wozniacki Has Pink Hair at the Business of Love Is This the Next Day, Featuring an Arcade Fire Diss
1	1 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Look Forward to Christmas? Let's Try THAT Whole Thing Again
1	1 Vote	A Singer Tackles the Fur Industry With $20 Million Fraud Lawsuit Claims
1	1 Vote	MTV Just Gives Up on Drake's Album Nothing Was the Victim of Webcam "Sextortion"
1	1 Vote	The 24 Types of Reactions to Honey Boo Boo Snores During Televised Interview
1	1 Vote	Why "My Little Pony" Is About a Serious Relationship With Nod
1	1 Vote	This Is Dumb News: Lindsay Lohan Is Suing LMFAO
1	1 Vote	I Declare These the Best Answer Ever Wonder Woman and You've Felt Like This Before Syrian
1	1 Vote	"Frozen" Is Now Illegal in NYC, So Don't Even Know That Time Russia Tried to Get Paul's Boutique Street Corner Named After Beastie Boys
1	1 Vote	Sea Lions Are Disco Queens, Can Totally Jump Straight

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