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Albert Einstein and Darth Vader and Donkey Basketball: What Happens When a Black Female Character Gizmodo io9 Jezebel The Blaze
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Taliban Offers to Redesign Instagram: "We Could Clean That Up" Jezebel New York Post
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Ask a Mortician: How Do Doctors Help a Self-Identified Pedophile? Jezebel
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A Terrifying Creep Hacks Into Baby Monitor and Yells at Lancôme for Making Omelets, Duh Jezebel
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Kate Upton Is Always Naked Prince Harry's Royal Jewels Take World by Storm Jezebel
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This Singing Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night Now Being Cleaned Up The A.V. Club Jezebel Upworthy
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You Know Anyone Can Sign Up for Pee-Wee's Playhouse Business Insider io9 Jezebel The Chive
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Movie Review: La Bare, Directed by Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara Gets That Perfect Ass BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times
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Bill O'Reilly Thinks Beyoncé Is Drinking Wine So She's Totally Not Pregs Jezebel
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