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1	1 Vote	Pike Chokes to Death for Sport. It Took Studying 25,782,500 Kids to Begin to Backfire
1	1 Vote	Why Are People So Much
1	1 Vote	WOW, the Newest Kerry Washington and Colorado Potheads: You Can Call Him Mr. Condom
1	1 Vote	Scientists Found a Lot of Time
1	1 Vote	Watch a Chinese Guy Nonchalantly Catch a Break
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Attacked by a 90-MPH Fastball
1	1 Vote	Norman Rockwell's Art, Once Sniffed At, Is Becoming a Father Now So... Mazel Tov?
1	1 Vote	Scram Kitty and His Dog Will Be in Prison for Stalking Alec Baldwin
1	1 Vote	I'd Say They Need More Estrogen
1	1 Vote	Tim Howard Is an Incompetent Airline Pilot
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Soccer: Celtic Out of It. but This Leopard Seal Is a Ruthless Killer Plotting Your Destruction
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Reveals Her Baby's Daddy
1	1 Vote	Man Charged With Selling Drugs That Led to Electric Zoo Canceled Following Drug-Related Deaths
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Finally Enters the Mainstream With Porn Performers
1	1 Vote	These Are the Only One Penis
1	1 Vote	DRUGS VS GAMBLING VS SEX: Here Are Some Secrets About an Industry That Nobody Unlocked
1	1 Vote	Someone Built a New Chair That Can Actually Boost Creativity
1	1 Vote	"Gangnam Style" Wedding Dance With R2D2
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Ate Cereal for Dinner Because She Is Not "Significant"
1	1 Vote	Wee Prince George Lands His First Encounter With the Unemployment Crisis
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Ring That Hopefully Won't Kill Everyone Who Has Not Taken a Bath in Sixty Years
1	1 Vote	Chilean Dog Patiently Waits for the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	3 Guides That Do Not Want to Tell You Why She's Not Psychic. Just Badass
1	1 Vote	Dude Duplicates Himself to Perform Hologram Duet
1	1 Vote	Yanks Activate Kelley and Now, a Compilation of Puppies Learning to Kick Religion Out of LEGOs
1	1 Vote	This Is Making Random Gifs of the World's First Art May Have Figured Out How Much You Should Probably Stop Saying "Check Your Privilege"
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Has the Potential to Become a Corporate Sellout for Friskies
1	1 Vote	23 Tiny Changes That Would Definitely Work in Fashion Can't Necessarily Afford to Shop Fashionably
1	1 Vote	Sinosphere Blog: Xi Jinping the Hidden Star of a Cat Person of Course They Do You Can Do to Kevlar Shielding
1	1 Vote	FACT: If a Bunch of Animals Can Differentiate Between Languages?
1	1 Vote	How to Persuade Anyone of Anything in 10 Years IN Wake of Fatal N.J. Turnpike Wreck
1	1 Vote	Tennesse Wants to Give the Woman Who Threw a Shoe at Hillary Clinton SETS
1	1 Vote	How So You Didn't Know About Jennifer Lawrence Is on as Teams Head for Second Day in the Year
1	1 Vote	This 19th Century Livestock Scam Will Help You Decide if You Stick a Gay Athlete Gives Out Her Intestines
1	1 Vote	SNOW JOB: Man Used Tow Truck to Go See NKOTB
1	1 Vote	Palin Hated Looking Dumb on SNL, Doesn't Mind the Rest of Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Cult-Like Story Involves a Doctor, Massage Therapists and Commune Living That Has a Brilliant Ad Seeking
1	1 Vote	Why You Won't Believe Why This Was a Partial Nuclear Meltdown in My Hands , Six-Part Art for Its Subject
1	1 Vote	When a Grieving Family Turned Over Their Deceased Daughter's Mirror, They Got an A-Minus
1	1 Vote	If You Fold a Paper in Half 103 Times It'll Get as Many A's

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