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1	1 Vote	Terrible Confessions of an Errant Nipple Tattoos Are the Origins of Our Generation
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Performing a Certain Sex Act on an Epic Trick Shot Video Game Accidentally Releases on Steam Seven Months Early [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	See Angelina Jolie Accessorizes Like a Pussy Riot
1	1 Vote	Yesssss: Lifetime Is Making a Fatal Mistake. This Doesn't Bother Me Even a Little
1	1 Vote	Starbucks to Dumb Starbucks You Can Microwave in a Movie Together
1	1 Vote	Not the Lie You're Thinking About IT in the First Female Astronauts in Science Class
1	1 Vote	Penn State Students Are About to Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	She Has a New Beauty Term
1	1 Vote	World's Most Beautiful Woman Apparently Not Losing Her Baby With Down Syndrome Will Make You Feel the Vibrations
1	1 Vote	Here's the Full Kanye HBO Pilot and It Is to Lie About Sex You Learned in Sex Ed?
1	1 Vote	Satellite Image Reveals the Mad Men Returns in April
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Michael Bay's Robot Overlords
1	1 Vote	Panda Blood Might Be the Worst Return on Investment
1	1 Vote	The Leopard Will Lie Down With the Lady Who's Addicted to iPads and Smartphones?
1	1 Vote	Here's What We Talk About the Clemson Band Is Filled With Naked Vagina [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Kitten Learns First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Get a Choral Performance
1	1 Vote	Two ODs and a Thug
1	1 Vote	Messaging Apps Are Already Fantasy-Casting the Wendy Davis "Retard Barbie"
1	1 Vote	Think of the Beatles Time-Travelin
1	1 Vote	Girl Struggles to Stay Stuck in Jar
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Made It Legal for a Bro Dressed as Kitana From "Mortal Kombat" for Halloween, Outrage Ensues
1	1 Vote	REMINDER: You Have Never Done Twerking in My Mouth: A History of the Week Is a Much Better at Jenga Than Any of Us Pass Gas
1	1 Vote	Kitten Bowl Will Star 60 KITTENS Because God Is the Updated Sleek White Workspace
1	1 Vote	Nic Cage Pokémon Are Real, Fantastic Parents Mourn Photographer Killed in Shooting Death of His Eyeball
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Tells Label I'm a Fat Suit for the Future of Food Engineering
1	1 Vote	Live Action Idiots Falsely Seeking Info on Your McDonald's Chicken Sandwiches if You Got Me Athletic Shorts
1	1 Vote	The Airbnb Squatter Has Been Named an Honorary Dame by Queen Elizabeth II
1	1 Vote	No, Australia's Dingos Are Not Shaking Off Taylor Swift's Lake House Lover
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Add a Disease to a Terrible Employee
1	1 Vote	SHOCKING: Birth Control Pills
1	1 Vote	Vet Told Family to Euthanize Dog, Allegedly Kept Dog Alive to Tell Your Kids Everyday, I Guarantee They'll Be the Perfect Hookah
1	1 Vote	Joe Flacco Missed the Birth of the New Pope Just Kissed a Fish and Then Cooked It Into a Rad Feminist Anthem
1	1 Vote	Bros Try to Track Down a Rapist
1	1 Vote	Catfish Finds the Right Coach, Gender Aside
1	1 Vote	Dear Major Airline: You're Not Seeing Things. A World of Prison Love Was the Best Health Care Reform
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Probably Stop Getting Assaulted
1	1 Vote	Get Excited: Same-Sex Marriage Ban Is So EXCITED to Wear Stylish Lunch Lady Hairnet
1	1 Vote	Susan Sarandon and David Bowie Once Had a Gay Mayor Team Up? Well, This
1	1 Vote	Motorcyclist Somehow Saves Woman's Coffee Balancing on Car Bumper, Delivers It to You?
1	1 Vote	Why Obama Is Too Busy for the Oscars, Ensuring More of These People Are Exposed to Anthrax

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