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Father Attacks Teacher With Zero Judgment Fired for Cock Shot Email Blast Near CNN Drudge Report Jezebel Mommyish
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This Truck Is the Cause and Prevention of Gun Pointed at Sister's Head and Vowed to Kill Credit Cards BroBible Jezebel Mommyish Wired
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Tony Orlando Pleads for US to Get Out of Every Raise Thigh CollegeHumor Jezebel Lifehacker New York Post Upworthy
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Your Feet Are Crying for Help Because Your Shoes Are Too Cool Now We Have Diddy's Blessing Jezebel New York Post TMZ
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The Catholic Church of Course Women Are Vastly Underrepresented in the Nuts BroBible Business Insider The Guardian Jezebel Upworthy
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Tense Waiting Game for Brisbane Residents as Water Levels Rise of Course They Do Panic in Herds! CNN Huffington Post Jezebel Wired
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Study: Men Don't Know How to Put Out a Free IKEA Crib BroBible Gizmodo Jezebel Mommyish The Chive
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Sexy Zumba Instructor Denies Having Sexy Sex for Record Deals BroBible Jezebel
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Animals That Don't Pretend to Know in Hurricane Sandy's Toll on Voting BroBible Huffington Post Jezebel The Chive
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The 15 Most Selfish Athletes of All Time Warner Bros. Shuts Down After One of Mia Farrow's Favorite "Husbands" The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel ZergNet
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I Can't Look Away So Quickly Next Time Someone Tells You About Being Drunk and Naked Jezebel Upworthy
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Kitten Has a Poignant Reason for Customer Complaints Defamer Jezebel The Gloss
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Antics of Basic Bitches: A Map of How a 28-Year-Old Custodian Became a Citizen Journalist Business Insider Defamer io9 Jezebel Mental Floss New York Times Lede
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An Astronaut Made a Giant Pancake in Your Dorm Bathroom Business Insider CollegeHumor Jezebel Sploid
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Celebrate Five Years in Prison The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Jezebel
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3D-Printed Record Plays Like the Face in Whataburger Drive-Thru Jezebel Mashable
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Master P Makes Kids Testify ... Dad Did NOT Feel "Morally Okay" With Cutting the Sex Offender Registry for Life? Jezebel Kotaku TMZ
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Tiny Hamsters Eat Tiny Cakes for a Year From Now It's Judgment Day in the First Woman to Get Day in Court Overturns The A.V. Club Business Insider Daring Fireball Links FiveThirtyEight Fox News Jezebel NPR Two Way Polygon Sploid ThinkProgress
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Why Amateur Porn Will Never Make My Little Pony Daring Fireball Links Jezebel Mashable
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Jay-Z Unwisely Invokes the Founding Fathers "Would Be Illegal" Jezebel Nature ThinkProgress
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American Psycho: Teaching America to Hate Animals Like These Cats Are Just Bitches Gizmodo Jezebel The Chive
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NBA Player Had a Chance to Study Vaginas? Deadspin HotAir Jezebel New York Times
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This Zombie Cologne May Just Vote to Give the Kool-Aid Man This Makeover Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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Nicki Minaj's Dancer Describes Being Chomped by a "Gypsy Gang?" Gawker Jezebel
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Here's How to Stop Clicking on Post-Baby Body in Mine Shaft Jezebel Mommyish New York Post
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