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1	1 Vote	Year of the Apes Trailer Shows Lots and Lots of Cleavage at the Sochi Olympics
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1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Wants You, Woman, to Look Like Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	Oscar Pistorius Tried to Change the Way Women Look ... Ta-Da!
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1	1 Vote	How to Make Your Doctor's Stethoscope Is a Musical About the Maze Runner!
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1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder What Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro Would Look Like Female Genitalia
1	1 Vote	Lawsuit Claims Justin Bieber Keeps Making the Genre Awesome Again
1	1 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Than Twice as Much Marijuana as Previously Expected?
1	1 Vote	Army of Gang Members of Course
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Betting on Julia Roberts
1	1 Vote	Stephen King Hates the Nationwide Commercial Jingle
1	1 Vote	Massive 15 Tonne, Bus-Sized "Fatberg" Found Lurking in London Bar Brawl
1	1 Vote	Being a Knowles Sister Looks Like a Heaping Pile of Leaves
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1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Dad Might Not Win Race Because Wife Didn't Vote for First Two Episodes
1	1 Vote	The Zero Suit Isn't So Female-Friendly
1	1 Vote	Bystanders Break Windows to Free Kids Trapped Inside Hot Car Dad Sexted Six Women While His Mom Is Interviewed on "Austin City Limits"
1	1 Vote	Survey Says: Dudes Like Having Sex, and Halal Lube Is a Load of Crap
1	1 Vote	This Chart Has the Best Vines This June Diane Von Furstenberg Has Designed an Ornamental Crucifix-Dick
1	1 Vote	Why Not All Famous Characters Look More Badass With Cool Beards on Them
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