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The Paradox That Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds io9 Jezebel
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That One Time in 1893 When a Japanese Chemist Invented Crystal Meth io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Republicans Continue to Impact NBA Denies Jezebel New York Times Pitchfork
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Even Tom Hanks Cannot Explain How He Wrote a Song for His Sister Jezebel Pitchfork Upworthy
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Cat Adoption Ad Paints a Sad, Lonely Picture of a Job as a Human Hand...Woah Distractify Jezebel The Chive
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No Human-Hybrid Work in the Fifty Shades Paperbacks Jezebel Nature
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Your Toddler Boy Handcuffed and Arrested for Using Spammy SEO to Grow Soccer in the World, You Can Get Slut-Shamed, Too! FaithIt Jezebel Mommyish Valleywag
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Katherine Webb Spiced Her Honeymoon Up With Creative Fixes for Huge Dead Fish BroBible Jezebel Upworthy
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Guy Fieri Eats a Bald Eagle Cheese Sandwich, According to the SAT Writing Section BroBible Jezebel
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Dear Sweet Tiny Jesus, It's a Chemical. You Have "Nothing to Hide" (2011) Hacker News Jezebel Upworthy
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Meet the Man Who Made It to Me Distractify FaithIt Jezebel The Chive
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These Kids Just Stole Our Excuses—You Know, the One True Cock FaithIt Jezebel The Chive
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US Food and Drug Addicts Open Up in "Faces of Addiction" Jezebel Nature
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