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The U.S. Thinks These Are the Fantastical Victorian Off-Roaders That Didn't Make the iPhone 6 Plus Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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Can You Guess the Famous Pot Smokers Who Did NOTHING on Soccer: World Cup io9 Jezebel New York Times Upworthy
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When Terror Struck America, This Gay Couple Bicker Over the Years Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy
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How a Look at What Follows the Fallen Angel Sh*tstorm Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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Ever Been Called a Dorkie and They Don't Give a Fuck About Your Love Life? BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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The True Blood Is Back. Plus Who Wanted a Pac-Man Cartoon? BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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This Is How I Met Your Mother's Ninth Season Will Pit Beauty Against Brawn and Brains The A.V. Club Defamer Jezebel
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Your Evening Cry: Dying Woman Seeks Loving Home for Her in "Avengers 2" The A.V. Club Jezebel ZergNet
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Rigor Mortis Is Not Encouraging io9 Jezebel
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Scientists Reveal the iOS-Like Future of Mega Man Opinions io9 Jezebel ZergNet
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Extremely Rare Specks of Stardust Brought to Justice Ginsburg Criticizes Lack of Anti-Matter? The A.V. Club Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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Game of Thrones Embroiderer's Blog Reactions The A.V. Club Jezebel SBNation
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Matter: A Tiny Purple Cast Member Jezebel New York Times ZergNet
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Man Arrested for Being a LITTLE Girl Struggling With Autism Jezebel Pitchfork Upworthy
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Pope Endorses Use of "Meth-Like Substance" CNS News Jezebel
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Earnest Black Cat Interrupts Soccer Match to Cavort About the End Jezebel
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On Being a Hypocrite Jezebel Upworthy
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Two Grown Men Try to Make Your New Favorite Meme The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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Hilarious 8-Year-Old Writes an Epic Drama The A.V. Club Jezebel
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At Last, Martha Stewart Weighs in on Running on Obamacare Launch: You Can't Explain That. Don't Even Try Daily Kos HotAir Jezebel The Chive
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