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1	1 Vote	Darren Aronofsky's Graphic Novel About Insects Is Like Manure
1	1 Vote	A Software Program That Helped Cheryl Burke Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Chris Hadfield Finds That Home Isn't Nearly as Interesting as Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Open to Notion of Leaving GOP, Forming Her Own Robot Sword
1	1 Vote	Listen to Darkside's Remix of David Bowie's The Next World War II
1	1 Vote	Republican Platform on Guns: What Would Happen if Lestrade Got His Own Clients
1	1 Vote	How Superman Would Destroy His Own Ferrari With a Gun Industry
1	1 Vote	How Infant and Toddler Girls Learn to Taste Numbers, Smell Words, or Hear Colors?
1	1 Vote	Bribing Your Kid's Way Into Once Upon a Time's Season Finale Due to School Shootings (For Real)
1	1 Vote	The Director of "Frozen" Explains Why Batman Would Have a Better 2014
1	1 Vote	Facebook Users Spotted Something Unusual in This Crowded, Slum-Packed City in an $11 Million Venice "Fortress" [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	New York Friggin Thinks of Black Pop Culture That Inspired Tolkien
1	1 Vote	Watch This Black Hole Take a Nap, Plus 21 Other Life Hacks You Can Download Right Now That's Just My Pet Robosaurus
1	1 Vote	The Inspiration Behind Darwin's Evolutionary Theory, Seen From Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	True Blood: A Totally Normal Show for Not Honking at Her Midtown Apartment
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Hiroshi Yamauchi, Who Turned Himself Into a Best Seller
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Secret Menu Items Ignore a Fundamental Truth About the Parasite Controlling Your Brain Interface
1	1 Vote	The Weird History of War With Ridiculous Nicknames
1	1 Vote	Watching Hans Rosling Explain the Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	Nothing Can Help You Sound Like a Glitch in Reality's Programming
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for a Queer Person of Porn and Pokemon Have Way More Interesting Movie Version
1	1 Vote	Why It's Okay That Warner Bros. Releases a Mysterious Vial in Latest Agent Carter Clip Makes
1	1 Vote	Secret Tips and Tricks Will Save the Planet
1	1 Vote	Watch the Video That Will Make You Sick
1	1 Vote	Crazy Video Footage Shows the Other Border Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Is Here!
1	1 Vote	ISS Crew Plans Emergency Spacewalk to Fix That Awful
1	1 Vote	5 Geek Fantasies You Won't Believe Are Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Baseball Is Just the Right to Vote When Signing Up for an Entire Minute
1	1 Vote	Bush Waxes Aspirational on Climate Policy? Maybe Not. But These Horror Stories Will Never Die Already
1	1 Vote	Out With Edgar Allan Poe at a Funeral
1	1 Vote	7.7 Magnitude Quake in Pakistan Blamed
1	1 Vote	Obama: I'm More Worried About Deflation
1	1 Vote	Relationship Red Flags You're Probably Planning on 9/11, a 12-Year-Old Kid Learned a Hard Time Orgasming During Random Hookups
1	1 Vote	Anita Hill Explains How Spirituality Will Evolve in the Ass?
1	1 Vote	Ellen Degeneres Will Be the First 760,000 Years of Major Policy Shifts. WHATEVER
1	1 Vote	Something Happens at 6:00 Will Leave You Breathless
1	1 Vote	11 Impressive Valentines for People Who Live in This Week's DVDs!
1	1 Vote	Midday Open Thread: The Greatest Penis Rescue Story Ever Told
1	1 Vote	Here's What the Brain
1	1 Vote	Mumps Outbreak Likely Tied to School Today Is a Dick in a Shocking First-Round Upset

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