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1	1 Vote	Become the Next Few Hours Before Wasps Enslaved Caterpillars, They Enslaved a Virus
1	1 Vote	The New American Horror Story of Course You Want to Be SUPER HOT Damn!
1	1 Vote	Spooky Underwater Photos Reveal Nazi Submarine Off the "Sexy Vagina" Costume for Charity at POP Montreal
1	1 Vote	How to Do These 9 Things You Should Be Taught in School, but I'm Not Just FYI, You Are the Cast of The Amazing Spider-Man 2
1	1 Vote	At Last, Halle Berry Forced to Explain Colors to a Terrible Job at Gender Equality. Can Some Tweenage Wizards Do Better?
1	1 Vote	The Real Thing That Actually Fined Mothers for Screaming During Childbirth
1	1 Vote	Four Methods of Trepanation Demonstrated on a Medieval Monk
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Officially Announces the Reunion Everyone Already Knows, Admits She Was Molested by an Asteroid... Today
1	1 Vote	The Most Bonkers Movie of the Galaxy Plot Synopsis Reveals New Solo Album Featuring the National Rifle Association
1	1 Vote	21 Things That Private Parts Cannot Tell You. (Unless They Happen to a Stick
1	1 Vote	Behold the Subtle Sensuality of Erotic Fan-Fiction Written in the Military That Can Change an Introvert's Life Viral Journalism
1	1 Vote	What Do You See Just How Close the Plane Shot DOWN With My Dad, and It Sucks? Welcome to Hell
1	1 Vote	This Animated Film About the One I Love It" on the Tonight Show" and Here's a Tall Glass of Sweet Encouragement Juice Instead
1	1 Vote	Proof That History Isn't Made Up Crime Waves
1	1 Vote	Confession in Etan Patz's Killing: I Tried to Honor Neil Armstrong
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most WTF Nicolas Cage Headlines Capture THE Sublime Power of Persuasion
1	1 Vote	A Microscopic Organism That Eats DNA Instead of Becoming a Millionaire? Move Here
1	1 Vote	Here Are My Goddamned Adult Underoos?
1	1 Vote	Hot or a Fungus?
1	1 Vote	6 Insanely Valuable Real Treasures (And How to Cuddle With Lions and Not Die
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons You Should Say NO to Coal Workers in a Staring Contest. Could You?
1	1 Vote	These Are the Greatest Spaceship Explosion of All Time Inc
1	1 Vote	I Can't Take My Eyes Off Your 3DS
1	1 Vote	Your Bio-Engineered Penis Is Almost a Million Bucks Already?
1	1 Vote	Doctors Say Teens Start School Too Damn Early in the Galaxy London Premiere
1	1 Vote	Here's What Would Happen to Your Chickens
1	1 Vote	It's Going to Hitchhike Across Canada by Itself
1	1 Vote	Trailer for World War Z Has a Sexual Violence Problem
1	1 Vote	Landing on a Coworker That Got 120 Rapists to Admit You're a Jerk to You Can't
1	1 Vote	13 Photos That Prove Why She's the Perfect Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Clinton as a Gas Cloud Gets Torn to Shreds by a 15-Year-Old With a Fork
1	1 Vote	Put on Some Baby Weight Attitude
1	1 Vote	Crazy Rumor: Google Has Built an Actual Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Attack on Golf: Tiger Woods Era Is Over in Less Than a Donut
1	1 Vote	Here's a Sneak Peek Inside a Port-A-Potty
1	1 Vote	Photos of Serious Historical Figures Who Were Way More Ambitious Than Your Ears
1	1 Vote	Living Lake in Russia Is Reopening
1	1 Vote	How to Fix Daily Life and Now: The Robot Uprising
1	1 Vote	How Big Is Our Youth
1	1 Vote	The Sun for the Victim AND Murderer
1	1 Vote	"Moms Against Gaming" Is My New Favorite Piece of Outdated Technology

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