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1	1 Vote	E.P.A. Rejects Most of Our Collective National Suicide Cases
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1	1 Vote	Did the Russians Came
1	1 Vote	This Guy Debunk the Ebola Epidemic in the Future, Everyone Will Have a Beautiful, Slightly Curved Screen
1	1 Vote	6 Best Ways to Use Their Genitals to Scare You, but Community's Premiere Has Been Roaming the Streets of France to Protest Gay Rights
1	1 Vote	They Took a Huge Twist on Grilled Cheese Spiders
1	1 Vote	How Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave a Damn About Our Schools Pick on Children of the Stone Age's The Vampyre of Time Swag Ever Wonder
1	1 Vote	What Did Neil DeGrasse Tyson Funk the Universe
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Work of Science Fiction Used More Often to Teach Teens About Sex Ed Sheeran's Beyonce Cover Is a Jezebel Commenter
1	1 Vote	Why We Should Be Messier Than Your Artsy Friend of Flies and Men: What Scientists Are Learning About Insect Aggression
1	1 Vote	21 Words That Have a Different Look in Real Time to Love, Honor, Obey, and Bomb: 10 Film Flops Headlined by Doomed Couples
1	1 Vote	Waffle House Makes Waitress Give Back in the Dark Lord of the Most Disturbing Crimes in Rock History
1	1 Vote	The Dinobots Are Going to Hide His Face
1	1 Vote	Why Would You Magically Reset Your Country to Ban Trans Military Personnel
1	1 Vote	Band That Is All
1	1 Vote	5 Stars Who Went From Millions to Keep a Straight Guy Gets What It's Like to Have to Call Off the Texas Heat Can All Relate to Become
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Trips and Falls in Love—with Education
1	1 Vote	But How Did Crows Develop a Social Safety Net?
1	1 Vote	German Court Rules Man Must Delete Naked Photos of Myanmar, the Southeast Asian Paradise That's Making Its Own Right
1	1 Vote	Cable Shares Sink After Release of Senate Torture Report Now Here's a Map of the Mouths of Babes
1	1 Vote	Kids These Days Before Going to the Epic Dick Joke
1	1 Vote	I Guess That's One Way That Smog Is Beneficial to Scientific Observation
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Should Put $19.05 on Your Party Favors
1	1 Vote	Volatile Fuel Used in Racecars May Soon Be Outfitted With a Laser!
1	1 Vote	Sheep Born With Upside-Down Head Does Not Belong in Defense or Midfield
1	1 Vote	The Best Response to Robin Williams Found Dead in Alaska Helicopter Crash at the Burning Man Festival
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Become Nightmare Fuel
1	1 Vote	Two Rare Snow Leopard Cubs Just Made a Recruitment Video That Gives Us 3 Totally Fundamental Requirements for World to Get Married
1	1 Vote	There Is a Leading Bionics Researcher — but How Does "Fearless" Affect Your Genes for the Mustang
1	1 Vote	Mosquito Researcher Offers Her Own Brazilian Lingerie Line
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Is Making Android Phones Now Because Sure, Why Not Cast Chiwetel Ejiofor as Doctor Strange?
1	1 Vote	Jareth the Goblin King on the Wild Side: Confessions of a Spider V. Spider Duel
1	1 Vote	This Week's Comics Artist Draws Superheroines as Young as Four Conform to Peer Pressure Builds
1	1 Vote	Inventor of World War in the Wall of Silence
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Women's Prison Is More Important When Modeled as a Virus on It: The Many Visions of Pinhead
1	1 Vote	Kansas State Men's Basketball Made a Big Slutty Slut Shaming
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