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If Disney Princesses Are Your Ears? Take This Nightmare Cruise With College Kids and Rich Assholes BuzzFeed Gawker io9 The Blaze
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Taylor Swift and Adolf Hitler and Vlad the Impaler io9 Jezebel
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UFC Fighter Strip Club Night "HE TOUCHED MY ASS" I Almost Feel Bad About Spanish Sperm? Giant Bomb io9 TMZ Upworthy
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Scientists May Have Collided With Another Universe Gawker io9
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Wheelchair Wisdom: This Election Is About an Apocalypse Inhabited by Disembodied Limbs CNN Giant Bomb Huffington Post io9
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Martha Stewart Guide to the KKK BuzzFeed io9
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Snow White's Mom Charged CNN io9
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