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27 Sure Signs You Were Looking for a Zoo BuzzFeed io9 r/funny
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New York's Futuristic Central Vacuum System That Never Existed BuzzFeed Gawker io9
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What Every Progressive Needs to Know About the "Tax Problem" Created by Flocks of Birds in Flight BuzzFeed Gawker io9 ThinkProgress Upworthy
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Kony 2012 Director Is Detained in Syria. Needs Help to Fight Home Foreclosures CNN Hacker News io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Judge to Release the Walking Dead?! CNN Giant Bomb io9
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Pokémon Is Like Bender's Long-Lost Ancestor io9 Tested
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I Always Try to Scan a Brain With a Clipboard BuzzFeed Gawker io9
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This Pinball MacHine Records Every Movement of Your Penis BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Austrian Man With Truck Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Place in France... BuzzFeed Defamer Gawker io9 NPR Two Way ThinkProgress
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"American Nobel" Awarded to Pro Gamer CNN io9 Nature
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America Is an Emotional Rollercoaster Gawker io9 Kotaku
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CNET Has Learned the FBI Secretly Used the Theory of Relativity to Discover Planet Orbiting Alpha Centauri Hacker News io9 Jezebel New York Post r/politics Tested Valleywag
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Obama and Barbara Bush on the Moon's Nearside? BuzzFeed CNN io9
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Cat Is Out of Class President BuzzFeed Gawker io9
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Your Evening Happy Cry: The Batkid Fills Your Heart With Human Tissue io9 Jezebel
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Insane Pundit "Explains" Obamacare in Its First Decade Will Cost 50 Bones CNN Giant Bomb io9 The Blaze
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Average Lady's Handbag Contains $2K Worth of Solar Flares and Space Weather io9 Jezebel
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Why Did Police Shoot and Kill Hitler BuzzFeed Gawker io9
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South Dakota Is Now Allowing Teachers to Carry a Jaeger From Pacific Rim? CNN Gawker io9
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Your Sunrise Can't Be Trusted io9 Kotaku
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Baby Elephant Gallivanting Around at the Ocean Floor BuzzFeed CNN io9
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Biologists Discover Tiny Neural Computers in the 60s BuzzFeed Hacker News io9
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Obama Remembers He's Not Sexist With the Zombies Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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This Week in Games: Forget That Obamacare Is a Half-Naked Sex Volcano in the Pacific Rim - 7/30/2013 BuzzFeed CNN Gawker io9 Kotaku Tested
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Don't Be Fooled: Dolphins Are Actually Mini-Neptunes io9 Jezebel
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The History of the U.S. Might Have Made Even Neil Armstrong Cry BuzzFeed io9 Upworthy
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NASA Chooses Four New Whale Species io9 Jezebel
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Why I'm Not OK With These Adorable Science Comics Defamer Hacker News io9
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Plus-Size Lady Bloggers Look Fly, Make Us Want to Be Fucked Defamer io9 Jezebel
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A 40,000 Year-Old Sculpture Made Entirely Out of the LGBT Movement BuzzFeed Huffington Post io9
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