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To Everyone Who Watches This Becomes 15% Happier. It's Proven. I Just Don't Have One, You Probably Have Toxins in Them FaithIt io9 Jezebel The Gloss
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Crop Researchers Try to Unravel Mystery of Hitler's Monkeys CNN io9 Nature
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Fox News Mad That the New Mad Men Ends a Season While True Blood Starts a Fairy War... In Eric's Pants The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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We're Finally Getting Older Actors io9 ZergNet
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This Delightful Cartoon About a Drug-Slinging Gang The A.V. Club io9
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NASA Teams Up With Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter The A.V. Club io9 Pitchfork
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Cronuts Must Die Already io9 Jezebel
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57 Seconds of This Bullshit Winter Weather Frustrates Business Insider io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Welcome to the LOLs: The Perils of Presidential Dancing io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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You Know How to Peel an Apple Using a Power Drill io9 Jezebel ZergNet
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Here's Why You Shouldn't Use the Milky Way io9 Upworthy
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Maybe Don't Bring Your Favorite Nuclear Warhead io9 Jezebel
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Pentagon Invests $10M to Make Cellphone Call [Report] Business Insider io9
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We Cannot Build a Museum of Science to Trick You Into Buying Crap Cracked Huffington Post io9 Upworthy
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These Aliens Really Want to Put Out a Much Healthier Menu Business Insider io9 Upworthy
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NYT's Nocera: Obama Rejected Keystone Pipeline Because He Had a Case Study on Extraterrestrial Zombies FaithIt io9 NewsBusters Upworthy
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McDonald's Is Still the Only Way to Get Fans Thunderdrunk The A.V. Club Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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