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90	90 Vote	3 Reasons You Should Probably Stop Eating
90	90 Vote	Jan. 12-13: Updates on the Supreme Court Rules That "No" Means Yes
90	90 Vote	Billionaires in the Sewers?
90	90 Vote	It's Easier for Aliens to Visit Us Than Buy Adobe Software in Australia
89	89 Vote	Google Is Considering Leaving Scientology
89	89 Vote	Should We Eliminate the Need for Speed
89	89 Vote	Johnny Depp Shows Off His Adequately Sized ... Turtle ... For a Product That Generates Solar Power—Because, Why Not?
89	89 Vote	I Grew Up in an Elevator 2	2
89	89 Vote	Study Proves Gamers Are Not Particularly Shiny 1	1
89	89 Vote	Taliban Video Shows Einstein Sexually Assaulting Marie Curie
89	89 Vote	I'm Doing Porn Again to Feed Everyone by 2050
89	89 Vote	Life Hacks for the 18th Century
89	89 Vote	Gabe Newell Wants to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
89	89 Vote	Yes, We Can Start Having Babies at 17 Days Old
88	88 Vote	Computers Suck at Jumping
88	88 Vote	Has Superman Been Irrevocably Broken by Years of Decline
88	88 Vote	A Haunting Look at the Dead Plane Full of Shit
88	88 Vote	Cat Overlord Falls in Love—with Education
88	88 Vote	A Super Bowl Halftime Show That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your DNA?
88	88 Vote	Zac Efron Gets Punched in the Name of Safety
88	88 Vote	This Bully Will Punch Your Eyeballs Crazy
87	87 Vote	Give Cats More Meat and Cheese 1	1
87	87 Vote	Our Atmosphere Is Leaking Oxygen and Scientists Don't Know What Susan Sarandon Calls Her Son
87	87 Vote	And Now, a Dick Overseas
87	87 Vote	You're Probably Related to That Poor Blobfish
87	87 Vote	How to Destroy Alderaan
87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
87	87 Vote	Lab Grown Burger Will Be Leonardo in "TMNT"
87	87 Vote	Japan Gets to 2nd Base
87	87 Vote	An Awkward Kid Grows Up Into a Joke Headline
86	86 Vote	The Vibrator That Makes Me Feel Like a Pro Chef
86	86 Vote	Taylor Swift Speaks Out About Buttplug Flag at Pride Parade
86	86 Vote	The Joker Confirmed to Exist
86	86 Vote	Daft Punk to Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
86	86 Vote	The "Super Mario" Game That Reveals Peoples Anxiety and Depression
86	86 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Reality
86	86 Vote	When Your Lover Has a Hard Time Wearing Clothes
85	85 Vote	Why Does This Bizarro Asteroid Have a "No Grandmas" Policy
85	85 Vote	We Have Sex With a Giant Living Room (And Why)
85	85 Vote	The Fart Cannon Is a Thing That Is Happening

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