Headline Smasher

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49,125 smashes / 120,770 upvotes / smashed from 35,097 real headlines

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Most Popular Smashes

109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
108	108 Vote	Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine Just Had a Baby
108	108 Vote	Do Not Watch These Two Synchronized Cats
108	108 Vote	The Guinea Pig That Proved We Have Toxic Beauty Ideals
108	108 Vote	A Loophole in the Ass
108	108 Vote	Egyptian Leader Refuses to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
108	108 Vote	Here Is How to Read Interspecies Erotica
108	108 Vote	Adorable Genderbent Frozen Fanart Turns Elsa Into a Couch 1	1
108	108 Vote	HOW to Build Your Own Invisibility Cloak
108	108 Vote	These 700-Year-Old Barrels Are Filled With Human Hands
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
108	108 Vote	Two Frightened Dogs Search for Lightsaber Stolen From Pro-Gun Congresswoman's Home
107	107 Vote	If History Was Written Entirely by Pugs
107	107 Vote	At Last, a Fish That Looks Just Like Human Children
107	107 Vote	47 Easy Steps to Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
107	107 Vote	Gaze Upon All of Human Fingers
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
107	107 Vote	Three Teenage Girls Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
107	107 Vote	Shark Dies After It Kills 7,500 Birds
107	107 Vote	Aww, This Cat Is Trying to Protect Child Stars From Creeps
106	106 Vote	The Biggest Mistake Men Make When Buying a Carton of Eggs
106	106 Vote	Physicists Find a Bra
105	105 Vote	No, Drinking Milk Won't Prevent Poor Bone Health When You're Caught Staring at Me
105	105 Vote	Forty Percent of Our Heads Explode!
105	105 Vote	The Directors of Lego Movie Are Creating a Post-Apocalyptic Nightmare
105	105 Vote	Two Guys Attempt to Simply Walk Into Mordor... For Real (In Beijing) 1	1
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
104	104 Vote	Earth's Oceans May Have Fled to Canada, Died
104	104 Vote	First Look at ME FANNY
104	104 Vote	Why Americans Became Obsessed With Serial Killers (Who Were Babies)
104	104 Vote	21 People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
104	104 Vote	So Full of Sex, Violence, and Mustaches 1	1
104	104 Vote	Captain the Starship of Your Bullshit
104	104 Vote	People Are Actually Bug Sperm
104	104 Vote	Hope Your Eyeballs Explode
104	104 Vote	Smurfs Are Even More Reckless Than Human Teens
103	103 Vote	We're Still Not Happening So Please Stop Asking
103	103 Vote	This Map Shows the Most Powerful Men Behaving Like Infants
103	103 Vote	The Entrance to Hell Is My Grandma
103	103 Vote	Behold, the Ultimate Ranking of Dick Size

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