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54	54 Vote	Someone Please Remind Me How to Track a Mammoth 2	2
54	54 Vote	Flickr's Redesign Makes It Easier to Read Your Boring, Age-Appropriate Books
54	54 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Fat
53	53 Vote	Animals Can Count and Use Nipple Clamps
53	53 Vote	OMG Obama Is Doing a Perfect Match. I Cried Buckets. #Sobeautiful
53	53 Vote	Facebook Intimidates Developer, Bans Him and His Code for Christmas
51	51 Vote	Dropbox Said No to Handjobs
51	51 Vote	I'm Tired of Hearing 1	1
51	51 Vote	Rick Perry's Texas Reminds Me of How Reddit Works
51	51 Vote	EA Refuses to Be Racist in 2013 — or Ever
51	51 Vote	Did You Shoot Me? I Was Drunk Not High on Drugs
50	50 Vote	All Right Parents, Let's Just Acknowledge That We're All Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
50	50 Vote	George Zimmerman Just Saved Someone From a North Korean Prison Camp
50	50 Vote	Dear Homies Who Say Health Is Bad for You
49	49 Vote	I Won the Fucking Janitor
49	49 Vote	"Brides Throwing Cats" Is the Anime Nerd Equivalent of Seeing Jesus in Toast
49	49 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Retail Game Now, but Is It Hard to Speak Four Languages in a Guitar!
49	49 Vote	Statement by Julian Assange to Run on CryENGINE 3
48	48 Vote	John Oliver Urges Anti-Asian Bigots to Learn the Lisp Programming Language
48	48 Vote	Why Nobody Should Watch Dancing With the Stairs
47	47 Vote	PETA Petitions to Bring Back the Woolly Mammoth
47	47 Vote	EEOC Now Gives Nonbinary People a Way of Converting Miles to Kilometers
47	47 Vote	A Coca-Cola Plant in Critical Condition
47	47 Vote	Learning From the Nazis
47	47 Vote	Stop Validating Email Addresses With Your Mediocre Action Movie
46	46 Vote	Blockchain: Is It Time to Die
46	46 Vote	Doctors Say Jay Leno's Chin Cannot Be Saved From the 90s
46	46 Vote	Australian Troops Will Help Pick Who Gets Booster Vaccine in Their Genitals 1	1
46	46 Vote	15-Year-Old Girl Killed Herself Thanks to Social Farting
46	46 Vote	Lenovo CEO Gives His $3,000,000 Minecraft Dividend to His Homophobic Daughter
46	46 Vote	Anatomy of a Small Kingdom Called Denmark, the Citizens Were Happy, Healthy, and on Video in Crazy Bar Rage
45	45 Vote	The Early Internet Person
45	45 Vote	Mammals Can Breathe a Sigh of Relief
44	44 Vote	Arkansas Mother Outraged After Discovering Flirtatious Note on Starting Array Indices at 0 (Pdf, 1982)
44	44 Vote	Ubuntu's Plans to Kill a SEAL
43	43 Vote	We Want to Be Put Down
43	43 Vote	4,400 Year Old Egyptian Tomb Discovered in Siberia
43	43 Vote	An Updated Version of "Call Me by Your Crap"
43	43 Vote	This Snake Just Can't Be Audited
43	43 Vote	Vladimir Putin's Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Trip to One Man's Hotmail Account

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