Headline Smasher

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10,413 smashes / 48,112 upvotes / smashed from 49,625 real headlines

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108	108 Vote	Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Hassle
107	107 Vote	Amanda Bynes Banned From the Mafia
107	107 Vote	My Year as an African Lion
106	106 Vote	1939's Misogynistic Predictions of How Reddit Works
106	106 Vote	The Problem IS We Don't Know Who You're Talking About
105	105 Vote	I Made a Crime
105	105 Vote	Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
103	103 Vote	We've Seen the Future, and You're Guaranteed to Eat Gross Things
102	102 Vote	The First Time You Called Barbie a "Skinny Bitch"
101	101 Vote	Cher and Lady Gaga Crotch-Thrusting Into Birthday Cake
101	101 Vote	Meth Found in Wyoming Could Meet All U.S. Demand
100	100 Vote	Here Are a Bunch of Rules for Assassinating American Citizens on Constitution Day
99	99 Vote	The Rise of the Dragon Hottie
99	99 Vote	It's Official: You're the Zombie Apocalypse
98	98 Vote	Squid and Octopuses Traumatized by Cartoon Tea-Bagging 1	1
98	98 Vote	26 Puns That Are Holding You Back
97	97 Vote	Hi, There. Want to Pass On
97	97 Vote	Why Your Newspaper Is Building Itself a Penis-Shaped HQ
97	97 Vote	How to Use Your Vagina
96	96 Vote	The Original Mars Bar Is Basically a Kinect
95	95 Vote	It's Time to View Tweets
95	95 Vote	A Cow on the Internet (Update: Not Everywhere)
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
95	95 Vote	Important Question: Could You Stop Beating Your Wife?
93	93 Vote	The Health Benefits of Being a Noob
92	92 Vote	Monday Was My Worst Mistake
92	92 Vote	Charlie Sheen Sex Tape Linked to Suicide of Another Hacker
91	91 Vote	I Refuse to Do What I Saw in My Head
91	91 Vote	Is There a Birth Control Emoji?
91	91 Vote	Guy Makes a Motorcycle From His Father and Father's Attorney
90	90 Vote	It's Easier for Aliens to Visit Us Than Buy Adobe Software in Australia
89	89 Vote	It Takes Ikea Five Years to Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
89	89 Vote	Yes, We Can Start Having Babies at 17 Days Old
88	88 Vote	You Just Can't Reach the Moon
87	87 Vote	Scooby-Doo's Velma Is Now in Solitary Confinement
87	87 Vote	Google, What Were 300 Gallons of Urine Doing Inside a Barrel With Harry Houdini
87	87 Vote	That Dev's Salary Is Higher Than $9.99
85	85 Vote	LeBron James Is Now Open Source
84	84 Vote	Trump Is Now Open Source

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