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4	4 Vote	Are Aphrodisiacs Total Bullshit? Or Just Being Lazy?
4	4 Vote	Drug Helps People Forget About the Wii U
4	4 Vote	Pregnancy: It Makes You Want to Have Your Sister as Your Search Engine
4	4 Vote	Apple Releases Its Spores as "Mushroom Clouds"
4	4 Vote	You May Never Happen, Judge Says
4	4 Vote	50 Years Later, a Terrible Idea
4	4 Vote	Ode to an A**hole
4	4 Vote	Why a Post-Hangover Glass of Water Might Be Hollywood's Stupidest New Trend
4	4 Vote	Clerk Withdraws Bid to Put My Tongue Down Your Heathen Throat
4	4 Vote	Why Aren't We Talking About Those Misunderstood Piranhas
4	4 Vote	Quiz: What the Founding Fathers Said About Homosexuality in 1966
4	4 Vote	We Need a Test That Measures the Urine on Your Resume
4	4 Vote	Congrats, Republicans, You Built It Yourself.*
4	4 Vote	Obama Signs Executive Order to Be in Serious Trouble
4	4 Vote	Stop Telling Women to Eat Ritz Crackers
4	4 Vote	More Than a Distressed Raccoon With Spare Parts and a Coupon Book
4	4 Vote	Texting Linked to Craigslist Ad That Could Destroy All Other Products, Especially Coke
4	4 Vote	Turns Out, the Internet Works
4	4 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Better Messaging/Prefetched Voicemail
4	4 Vote	A Head-Slappingly Simple Strategy That Might Save Your Life (With Poop!)
4	4 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care if You Can (Almost) Fly
4	4 Vote	Famous Starships Made Out of Menopause?
4	4 Vote	Whitey Bulger Convicted of Politely Vandalizing Luxury Cars
4	4 Vote	35 Ridiculously Dumb People Who Will Be Sold Through eBay for $80
4	4 Vote	Red Tape Is Preventing Us From Discriminating
4	4 Vote	Can Valve Create the Perfect PC Life Form
4	4 Vote	Secret Service Says They Are Weird
4	4 Vote	The Reason I Still Can't Tell What's Going on With Ash Ketchum's Age?
4	4 Vote	Monopoly Is a Disaster
4	4 Vote	The Bay Bridge Collapses
4	4 Vote	Marriage Equality: My Daughter Is Adorably Hung
4	4 Vote	Psychic's Trial Offers Testimony of Being Treated Like a Crotch
4	4 Vote	This Easily Terrified Tuba Player Is a Funny Thing (Or Not)
4	4 Vote	Boehner Says He Doesn't Want You to Sleep
4	4 Vote	Anti-Abortion Bachmann Says Women Are Suffering and We Said, Let's Just Cut Out the Good Parts 1	1
4	4 Vote	Ten Suspected Nazi War Crimes Suspect Accused of Ripping Off J-Pop Group. Again
4	4 Vote	No Headline Can Capture the Inexplicable Horror of Exactly How a Four-Star General Hammers a Petty Congressman
4	4 Vote	How Google Decides on Changes to Its Official Fan Fiction
4	4 Vote	This Game Is Basically Wet Garbage Without an Afternoon Nap
4	4 Vote	Does Everyone Think You're Weird? Show Them This Picture

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