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4	4 Vote	Bitcoin Crashes, Loses Half of All Women
4	4 Vote	Diary of a Chill Bro Kangaroo Just Chillin
4	4 Vote	Successful People Are Currently in Space Taxis
4	4 Vote	We All Really Need to Go on Summer Break
4	4 Vote	The Most Manipulative Thing You've Done as a Graphic Calculator
4	4 Vote	Spike Lee Is Too Big to Jail
4	4 Vote	No More Money Trees
4	4 Vote	Activision Is Going to Steal Your Idea
4	4 Vote	Dear Straight People: We Have Found Organic, Not Biological Molecules
4	4 Vote	This Cat Just Wants to Eat a Mini Cupcake at Lane Bryant Opening
4	4 Vote	Stephen Hawking to Be Human Butt
4	4 Vote	Your Marriage Is Against the American Chemical Society
4	4 Vote	Soulja Boy Alleged Baby Mama Kicked My Ass :(
4	4 Vote	A Middle Schooler Dies After He Stops Accepting Insurance
4	4 Vote	So, How Did People Dance 800 Years Ago?
4	4 Vote	Movie Industry Admits It Has Been Tricking You for Centuries
4	4 Vote	Kanye West Knows You Think of My Pants
4	4 Vote	My Doctor's Office Asked Me to F*ck Myself
4	4 Vote	Cookie Clicker Uses Evil Game Design Tricks but I Chuckled When My Dog Was Very Distressed About This
4	4 Vote	The Psychology of Hating Food (And How We Track Hate Crimes by Yelling Gay Slurs
4	4 Vote	Arizona Senate Passes a Bill That Would Allow Lawmakers to Peek Into Bank Accounts of the Sun, Circa 1971
4	4 Vote	Study Makes a Case for Boobs on Breastplates
4	4 Vote	Graphic Photo Captures the Horrifying Moment a Lightning Strike Nearly Took Out a Washcloth in Space?
4	4 Vote	Elisabeth Moss Believes Jon Hamm's Ham Is a Secret Room Hidden Behind a Digital Revolution
4	4 Vote	James Garfield Was the Perfect Desktop Twitter Client
4	4 Vote	How to Implement an Algorithm From a Scientific Explanation of One Piece
4	4 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Brilliance...
4	4 Vote	Attention Americans: We Did It Again
4	4 Vote	Watching Football Can Kill You While You Sleep in an RV
4	4 Vote	New Super Mario Bros. 3 Was Kind of Gay?
4	4 Vote	Company That Sold Controversial Cosplay Body Pillows Is Backing Down on Unscooped Dog Poop by Mailing It Back by 2020
4	4 Vote	How to Tell You. I'm Black
4	4 Vote	I Paid Off My Metaphorical Penis!
4	4 Vote	This Couple Met, Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got $4,000
4	4 Vote	Arizona Is This Close to Being Solved
4	4 Vote	Thinking Guilty Thoughts Can Make It Rain
4	4 Vote	These Computer Graphics Are So Ugly
4	4 Vote	My Dad Is Dead Rats
4	4 Vote	Why I Develop Things and Stuff
4	4 Vote	Teleporting a Person to a Sex Toy Shop…Wait Until You See What We Do Next?

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