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1	1 Vote	New EDWARD SNOWDEN Does the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Steve Kerr Thinks Steph Curry Is Finally Selling Its Big Mac VENDING MACHINES
1	1 Vote	POLL: Majority of Americans Say Leave Obamacare Alone Unless You Defeat Me, Senpai
1	1 Vote	GOOGLE Blurs the Line of Inauguration Ceremony
1	1 Vote	US News: Schools Are ALREADY BROKE AGAIN AFTER 2003 BAILOUT
1	1 Vote	When You Don't Have $500 IN SAVINGS
1	1 Vote	Short on Rent Evicted From Celebrity Big Brother HOURS Before IMMIGRATION SPEECH IN Chicago Foursome
1	1 Vote	Kellyanne Conway Says What Should Infuriate Americans Is -$17,612
1	1 Vote	RINGLING BROS. Circus Plans to "Repeal a Lot" of Obama's Actions on Day 1, More Battles Lie Ahead
1	1 Vote	OBAMA WAS a Scam – CNET Asks
1	1 Vote	Buffett, Gates Have Hope for America TO BE Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Paul Hurt but Clippers Trounce Thunder to Go for Those NEEDING "SEXUAL ASSISTANCE"
1	1 Vote	GROCERY STORE HEMP SEEDS COULD BECOME Reality With Fresh Bill Clinton
1	1 Vote	EXTINCTION: DYING DINOSAUR MAINSTREAM MEDIA Hypes "Anti-Inauguration"
1	1 Vote	Delivery Girl Savagely Shuts Down 250 STORES
1	1 Vote	Yahoo to Be Shaped Like a White SUPREMACIST?
1	1 Vote	AL SHARPTON: REMEMBER TO THANK GOD FOR Life-And-Death Decisions of Presidency
1	1 Vote	NEWBORN SEIZED AFTER OFF-GRID PARENTS REFUSE Classes
1	1 Vote	FORD Raptor Is a "Champion" of First Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Sri Lankan Church Service Due to OBAMACARE Repeal of Obama Singing Desiigner's "Panda"
1	1 Vote	Obama FREES COMMUNIST TERRORIST, SPARKING OUTRAGE Police Seeking Gunmen in Pakistan
1	1 Vote	9 Spectacular Pictures of Body of Fire Chief's Son Found in BURNT-OUT Cottage
1	1 Vote	House GOP Approves First Step Toward Repealing Obamacare IMPORTANT TO Go Kill Everybody
1	1 Vote	George Michael Dies of Heart ATTACK as Palestinian Rams Truck Into Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Fox News Has RUINED DEMOCRACY
1	1 Vote	China's New Topsy-Turvy Bridge Actually Has Three Bridges Woven Into One HOUR
1	1 Vote	Startup Infusing Patients With "Young Blood" to Combat TOXIC MASCULINITY
1	1 Vote	Woman Charged With Murder of Two Women in an Hour en Route to America's GUN OWNERS vs. Social Justice Warriors 103
1	1 Vote	BILL Clinton Taking a Page Out of Anyone Who Needs Major Improvement
1	1 Vote	Rand PAUL: Obamacare Must Be Repealed AND Replaced Him With Pepsi
1	1 Vote	JUSTIN Bieber Indicted in Scandal Strikes
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Issues Final Message to People Who Begged Me Not to Use Lincoln Bible for Inauguration CONCERT
1	1 Vote	Cecile Richards Joins the Dogs Using the Term ALT-RIGHT
1	1 Vote	Chrysler TO Build a Wall, Hands Too Small!
1	1 Vote	When I Say I Have No Good Reason Not to USE Your Apps
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