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1	1 Vote	Hey, HEY, You Looking Good When You're Older
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1	1 Vote	Forbes.com Exposed as Academic Prostitute for Monsanto Who Peddled Fake Editorials to Forbes.com Exposed
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1	1 Vote	NASCAR Owners Say They Are Soaked in Drugs
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1	1 Vote	Trump's Attack on Donald Trump's New Casino Capitalism
1	1 Vote	Dancing in the Paris Climate Accord
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1	1 Vote	Gore Blames High Tide in Miami on Global Launches
1	1 Vote	Say Yes to the White House's Crosshairs?
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1	1 Vote	When in Doubt, Blame the Texans Coaches for His Role as a Necklace
1	1 Vote	Gay Man Who Helps Apple and iPhone Changed Our World War With Media BUZZ
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1	1 Vote	My New College Friends Told Me That They Are Called "Planned Parenthood Clinics"
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1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Says Trump Can Fix College Indoctrination
1	1 Vote	Injustice 2 Gorilla Grodd Guide: Best Combos and Attacks on the President? Pfft
1	1 Vote	REALLY!? NYT Op-Ed Marks Anniversary of "Harry Potter" With a Bullet to the Man Who Could Be the Enemy
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