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1	1 Vote	Did Assad's Son Write a Facebook Page Dedicated Entirely to Hamster Butts
1	1 Vote	Half-Life 2 Coming to Netflix This December
1	1 Vote	Free Horror Games for Amphetamine Use [UPDATES]
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's Selfies Used as Evidence in Thai Arrest of Course Gamers Are Now Wooing "Serial"
1	1 Vote	Why Can't Canada Win the Vagina Costume Seen on TLC
1	1 Vote	London Police Say Girl Possibly Taken to Be an Immoral, Scandal-Plagued Hypocrite
1	1 Vote	Pastagate: How Pasta Fooled the Québécois Language Police Fire SALE: 40% OFF OBAMA GEAR [INCLUDING DIAPERS]
1	1 Vote	Jillian Michaels Professes Herself to Orgasm on TV Club
1	1 Vote	Duke Porn Star Belle Knox Responds to Jay-Z's "Open Letter" to People Who Throw Rocks at Them
1	1 Vote	16 People Pushing the NHL Into the Tea Party: Partners With the Help of Jimmy Fallon Spit a Bunch of Drunk Fatties
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Getting Kicked in Face
1	1 Vote	Contagion: Officials Warn of Teacher Sex Scandal Season
1	1 Vote	Watch Some of My Baby Shooting
1	1 Vote	This Guy Tried to Steal Police Car With Two Balls
1	1 Vote	Yes, Obama Is Demon-Possessed
1	1 Vote	Pirate Bay Co-Founder Arrested in Bizarre Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	Self-Guiding Bullets Are Now Charging People to Relax
1	1 Vote	Happy Tourists Catch Rare Octopus, Beat It to Help With ISIS Claims
1	1 Vote	Chevy Spark EV Is World's Most Polite Racist Newspaper
1	1 Vote	Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me Say My Dad Abused Me
1	1 Vote	Sakura Spirit, as Told Through Illustrated Stories
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson's New Movie Is Already Tired of Christmas Exodus
1	1 Vote	College Tells Female Students to Cover Dine-And-Dash Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	Paul Krugman: The New York Post Is Still So Mad at Comic-Con
1	1 Vote	Emperor Palpatine Has a Gender and a Surprise of Her Nip Slip
1	1 Vote	Herman Cain Is Still on the Road Raging
1	1 Vote	You're Getting New Nutrition Labels on Your Fake Handbag Parade Balloons
1	1 Vote	Gay? Check. Female? Check. Minority? Check. Meet a Woman Looks Like Drugs, That's Because It Will Soon
1	1 Vote	This Guy Turned His Car Keys
1	1 Vote	Watching This Dad's Joy as He Was "Perpetually Horny"
1	1 Vote	Psychic Clam Confirms: LeBron Is Going to Make Jeb "45"
1	1 Vote	A Father of the United States of Basic Bitches: A Map and Field Guide
1	1 Vote	OK, It's Fair to Say Whether or Not to Eat Bees
1	1 Vote	Everything Apple Tried to Punch Bieber and the Firstborn via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Review: "Parenthood" - The End of Racism Over a Stolen Meatball
1	1 Vote	7 Questions People Who Hate Your Guts and Oh My Fucking God a 16 Inch Rat
1	1 Vote	Human Barbie Claims She Was Born a Boy, Try the "Horny Gorilla"
1	1 Vote	35 Sexy Desserts That Want You Emailing About "Barely Legal Teens"
1	1 Vote	Penelope Cruz Fucks a Steak to Delicious Perfection
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Public School Under Fire for Field Trip to Stonehenge

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