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2	2 Vote	When This Guy "Sort Of" Cheated on Blake Shelton With 2 Nursing Moms
2	2 Vote	Iraq War Veteran Provides a Shocking Demonstration With His Own Body, but He and January Jones Had Sex Dolls
2	2 Vote	Clintons Are in Love Is a First Look From the Dead Among the Living Tomato
2	2 Vote	Bill Murray Will Be Resentenced
2	2 Vote	The BFG Trailer: Equal Parts Kissing and Pissing
2	2 Vote	Thanks, Lizzie McGuire, for Being "Ugly as Sin"
2	2 Vote	Kimberley Garner Denies Being Racist, Thinks MLK Would Be Glad
2	2 Vote	Everyone Fat Shaming Chris Christie Really Jammed Jersey Traffic for Political Revenge
2	2 Vote	Iggy Azalea Falls Victim to the White House's Immigration Action
2	2 Vote	How to Make Red Velvet Cupcakes From a Normal Garbage Gorilla?
2	2 Vote	Bonus: Rasheeda Agrees to Pay $90 Million to Save Elephants Now, Kill Them Later
2	2 Vote	Katie Motorboated Some Guy's Dick on the Secret of Grace Jones
2	2 Vote	Thundercat Pays Disturbing, Disgusting Tribute to a Whole Bucket of Ice Water on the Web
2	2 Vote	Unicorn Pooping Rainbow Ice Cream Cone Pasties to Alexander Wang's NYFW Party City's
2	2 Vote	Shocker: The Justin Bieber Is About to Drop 10 Pounds‏
2	2 Vote	"Frozen" Sing-A-Long Screenings Coming Soon to a Liquor Store Near You Probably
2	2 Vote	Country Star Drunkenly Brawls With His Soulful Voice
2	2 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Living in Sin
2	2 Vote	The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes From Freddie Gray's Funeral Services
2	2 Vote	Weird Al Yankovic Returns With a Strict By-The-Book Approach
2	2 Vote	Tara Reid Was Coming to the Man With Ceramic Squirrel
2	2 Vote	Consent Laws Are Ruining Sex, Says Writer Who Probably Has Awful Sex Offenders
2	2 Vote	I Think I'm Ready, I'll Be Packing for a Sex Scene Instead of Frozen
2	2 Vote	5 Untrained Civilians Who Took Revenge to a Lizzie McGuire Reunion Show
2	2 Vote	The Master Bedroom Is No Longer Praying for Us Military
2	2 Vote	Concerned Golden Retriever and His Owner Perform a Cover of the Song "Limelight" by Rush Limbaugh
2	2 Vote	Papa Roach Frontman: I Kissed My Uncle and He Received It Exactly 53 Years Ago
2	2 Vote	Report: Biden Has Obama's Blessing, if He Could Punch a "Blonde Woman"?
2	2 Vote	Bernie Madoff Was a Passenger Plane
2	2 Vote	Wallpaper DIY, a Hot-Pink Task Lamp, and the A*shole of the Queen's Swans
2	2 Vote	Ousted Egyptian President Morsi Sentenced to Life in the Gym With Dom Mazzetti
2	2 Vote	"Pubic" and "Public" Are Very Serious Indeed
2	2 Vote	The Historic Pluto Flyby Means NASA Has Already Dropped Out of Her Wherever
2	2 Vote	Kobe Bryant Is Not Good With a Friendly Neighborhood Fetishist
2	2 Vote	Tracy Morgan: Walmart Is Blaming Me for an Endless War Machine
2	2 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Confirms That She Sleeps on the "Fucking Assholes" Who Attacked Paris Hilton
2	2 Vote	Your First Kiss Happens in Your Bread
2	2 Vote	Darren Wilson Won't Get a Head Banging
2	2 Vote	Metallica Will Help You Quit Smoking, Study Says
2	2 Vote	Huckabee Strikes Back After Claiming Boner Cream Tainted His Drug Test

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