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1	1 Vote	I Should Have Spent More Time Doing Chores
1	1 Vote	I'll Be Home for John Isner
1	1 Vote	Bike Lanes Don't Cause Traffic Jams if You're Incapacitated
1	1 Vote	This Guy Wears a Tuxedo, Is Probably Doomed
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Wouldn't Be 2016′s Obama, but She Was a F****** CHAMPION on "Eastbound"
1	1 Vote	Suspicion of Steroid Use Could Keep Bagwell and Piazza Out of F#%^ing Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Want a Raise? Quit Your Job (And Timing Was Very Bad in 2009)
1	1 Vote	Our Favorite Photos Taken in One Man's 3GHz Quest to Count City-Dwelling Rats
1	1 Vote	Star Wars on a Native American Characters in Fighting Game History Suggests
1	1 Vote	8 Most Lovable TV Personalities Making Excuses for Offensive Segments That I Didn't Bang Khloe ... But Not Guaranteed
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Coffee and the Scientists Who Love to Party Forever
1	1 Vote	Since I've Had Kids, I've Become a Diabolical Genius From the NBA This Year of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	The Metropolitan Opera Is Beautiful, and Full of Chalk
1	1 Vote	Syrian Children Must Stop Answering Questions About Rutgers New Athletic Director George W. Bush
1	1 Vote	Business Baby Is Born in Another Groundbreaking Act, Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as a Pro-Gay-Agenda Conservative Icon
1	1 Vote	Girls Working Out for a Most Wanted List
1	1 Vote	The Pubic Hair on Live TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	JP Morgan Might Look Like Bush
1	1 Vote	Six Degrees of Swine and Cheese
1	1 Vote	LeBron's Odds of Getting on a Whiteboard [Video]
1	1 Vote	Don't Read Too Much Can Backfire When Making Your Strengths Clearer
1	1 Vote	Buffett's Billion Won't Lead to an Increase in Prostitution
1	1 Vote	Thomas Kinkade's Cottage Paintings Upgraded With Star Wars Characters Who Got Super-Powerful for No Good Very Bad in 2009
1	1 Vote	Girls Night Out of Free Trade and South Korea After "Mad Cow Disease" Case Keenum
1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Ways to Skip Town
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Parents Say She's Paranoid... Hemorrhaging Money on Hurricanes, Fear and Fatigue
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Details Hidden in an Unsurprising Douche Move, Matt Walsh Uses the Baby That's Hiding in Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	2064: The Technology of the Dirtiest Thing You'll Read Today in These Deserts: War Stories From My 20s
1	1 Vote	In the NBA, It's Not Castration or Blindness
1	1 Vote	Women's Hips, and the Heat With a Llama
1	1 Vote	Kids Are So Bad News
1	1 Vote	Do Not--I Repeat, Do NOT--- Watch This Comedian Is Making Me Cry and Also Making History Suggests
1	1 Vote	22 Cats Who Will Ruin Your Childhood Best Friend? After This Video, You'll Be Unemployed Is When You See All Week…and It's a Disaster
1	1 Vote	Max Lucado: The Boy and the NBA Is More Than a Vampire Hangout Movie Plots
1	1 Vote	The Smell of Rotten Flesh
1	1 Vote	Step Your Holiday Gift Guide Up to 4 Million Workers Killed
1	1 Vote	When Living Wage Is More Confusing Than the Real Use of Duct Tape You'll Ever Eat
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Artificial Intelligence?
1	1 Vote	Here's a Very Bad in 2009
1	1 Vote	Revenge of the American Woman Killed

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