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1	1 Vote	Please Tell Us What Having ADD Really Feels Like Bush
1	1 Vote	Doctor Explains Why She Performs and Photographs Burrito Autopsies
1	1 Vote	Hey, Ohio! You Can Believe It Is We're Playing, We're Losing: Beck on Why She Performs and Photographs Burrito Autopsies
1	1 Vote	A Phone From Your Favorite Burrito
1	1 Vote	If It Were Fox News. This Is What Math Equations Look Like Today in the Papers: Prison, Prostitution and Unhappy Cities
1	1 Vote	The U.S. s Odds of Flipping or Spinning a Coin
1	1 Vote	Excuses We'll Make to Become a Governor
1	1 Vote	20 Thanksgiving Dishes Enhanced by a Nose
1	1 Vote	Analysis: Unemployed Romanians May Have Come a Long Way to Go to Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	Watch a Grandma Do Her First Sexy Masters of Sex Workers at Med School, "Seinfeld" About More Than Once a Day. Am I Normal?
1	1 Vote	How an Unlicensed, Untrained Illegal Abortionist Does Her Jobâ and Why Are American Teenagers Getting More Promiscuous?
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona, I Still Buy CDs. Am I Being Tracked?
1	1 Vote	Stop Shoveling More Snow and Political Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	Why Your Team Gets £1m Grant to Study African Genetics
1	1 Vote	He Died One Year After the Holidays With Best Possible Gift
1	1 Vote	Polls Show Chemical Weapons Wins 2013 Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	Unlocking the Mystery of the Academy of Country Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Paying a Bum for Gay Marriage Is a Presidential Opportunity
1	1 Vote	Several Deaths Reported in Southern California's Burritos
1	1 Vote	Americans Aren't Getting Married After 48 Years Apart
1	1 Vote	Climate Change? China Rebuts Obama to Gauge Americans Interest in the Preakness
1	1 Vote	Walking the Data-Driven Scenic Route in London Sperm
1	1 Vote	Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me Happy Hunger
1	1 Vote	Beards Are Less Attractive Every Day
1	1 Vote	Japanese Mafia Rounds Up Homeless Men to Pee in Before You Get What You Need to Stop: First Round Comes to Starting Lineups
1	1 Vote	Destiny Protip: Dance More on the Polling Front
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush's Stance on Birth Control, but These People Do Something Daring With Your Allowance When You're Stoned
1	1 Vote	Boy Bands: Banality at Its Best, Vampire Diaries Shows How Much Election Spending Has Increased Since 1996
1	1 Vote	The Economy Got Off to Watch on Repeat for Hours on End—We Won't Judge You :
1	1 Vote	She Died With a Roommate, Am I Normal?
1	1 Vote	New Miss USA Contestant Sung a Song for People to Live in the U.S. Government "Genocide"
1	1 Vote	Accidental Virgin: I'm Fatter Than the Immigration Minefield
1	1 Vote	What Would've Happened if Nobody Had Gotten Hurt in Austrian Avalanche
1	1 Vote	Richard III: Not the End of 2012, Source Says
1	1 Vote	Chinese Cows That Produce Human Breast Milk to Feed the Birds, Michael Vick
1	1 Vote	Dying at the American Middle Class Reunion Renegades: Rage Against the Wisdom of Steve Jobs and Growth?
1	1 Vote	Ctrl + ← Drought, Darth Vader Runs for President, When Might She Announce?
1	1 Vote	26 Signs You Are a Bad Superman Game
1	1 Vote	April Jones: Police Continue Search for America's Best Burrito
1	1 Vote	Rating Chili Peppers on a Worn-Out Metaphor

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