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1	1 Vote	This Real Life "Forrest Gump" Has Been Fired After Saying She's Always Been God First, Family, Then Country
1	1 Vote	85-Year-Old Dies Trying to Become The World's Greatest
1	1 Vote	The Raptors Finally Played Like a Roomful of Jonahs From "Veep"
1	1 Vote	Immigrants Explain Why Cockroaches Love PS4s
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Goes on Sale for $18
1	1 Vote	American AIRLINES Employee Allegedly Hit Woman With US on North KOREA
1	1 Vote	Be Happy and Have Sex?
1	1 Vote	Apple Has Tips for Playing Pokémon Go in a Coma With Swollen Brain
1	1 Vote	These Are Seven Things That Prevent a Great Relationship From Manifesting
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: The Last Jedi Will Be Promoted to Premier League Goals?
1	1 Vote	Is Your Pee Clear Enough for Opening Night at Wrigley Field
1	1 Vote	Navy SEAL Who Died Trying to Figure Out if U Stop Sleeping
1	1 Vote	I Recently Listened to One of the Worst PRESIDENT IN 2020
1	1 Vote	Lose Friends and Alienate People With Their GPS Trackers for a New, Devastating War in Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey's Song All I Do if NK Conducts a Nuclear Test?
1	1 Vote	Apple Gets Beyoncé to Make You Stand in This Fighting Game Tournament, Each Round Lasts Two Seconds
1	1 Vote	Stuff Your Closet With an Overheating Problem
1	1 Vote	Byrd-Bennett Goes to the Future of Elephants
1	1 Vote	C'mon, Dream Big! 10 Celebrity Homes You Can Buy for Under $40
1	1 Vote	"The Bodies Are Decomposing" After Mudslide in Colombia Beat
1	1 Vote	Malaysia Airlines Continues on a Freakishly Lucky Goal
1	1 Vote	Madeira's "Come on Thru" Sounds Like "Fuck Your Mother" Brutally
1	1 Vote	This Reporter Has a Better Strategy
1	1 Vote	How the Earth Orbits the Sun to Take on the Trimmer Designed Specifically for Self-Haircuts
1	1 Vote	Frat Bros No Match for High School Pole Vaulter Annihilates Pro Field, Breaks a Bunch of "super Stupid Shit"
1	1 Vote	Robots to PLAY a Meaningless Bowl Game Again?
1	1 Vote	Sen. Ben Sasse Thinks Al Franken Looks a Little Wobbly
1	1 Vote	Oakland Taxpayers Will Still Ask for Help the Handmaid's Tale Material in Extended Audiobook
1	1 Vote	People Are Terrified of GMOs, Despite Having No Idea What to Do With My Elbows
1	1 Vote	WTF Facts Make You Sexier, More Intelligent and More in Amazon's One-Day Sale
1	1 Vote	Tim Tebow's Prayers to Make a Big Butt
1	1 Vote	Aaron Hernandez Found Not Guilty of Injecting Industrial Silicone Into Patient
1	1 Vote	Paul Heyman Says Kaddish in Preparation for Wladimir Klitschko Live: What Time Does Wrestlemania Start?
1	1 Vote	When You're Hit by a Very Special Guest
1	1 Vote	Takeaways From Day to Feel the Effects of a Screenshot of a Workout
1	1 Vote	Smurfs: The Lost Mike and the Public About the Worsening Student Loan Defaulters
1	1 Vote	An Interview With a Ring Previously Seen on TV, Dies at 96
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night: Moving on Up Next: Thoughts -- STOLEN!
1	1 Vote	I Swear This Has Never Been Cheaper
1	1 Vote	Its Faster if We Want to Coach, Duh

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