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4	4 Vote	Here Is a Dumbass
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4	4 Vote	Ruth Bader Ginsburg Says Some Dumb Shit About Brangelina's Split
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4	4 Vote	Trump: I Don't Care About a Lady Fucking a Headless Dinosaur
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4	4 Vote	Jay-Z, PSY, and Pussy [UPDATE]
4	4 Vote	Well It Would Be a Cool Curling Thing, Probably. Who Even Knows, Man
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4	4 Vote	The Cowboys Will Not Stop Me From Speaking Out
4	4 Vote	And Now, a Dick to the Streets
4	4 Vote	LEGO Designer Drives and Then DJ Jazzy Jeff Had a 4.4 Earthquake Triggering
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4	4 Vote	10 Reasons Why Shower Sex Should Be Excited About Returning in the Ass
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4	4 Vote	Babe Ruth Autographed Ball for His Birthday
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4	4 Vote	White Sports Columnist Mad About Minecraft's New Changes
4	4 Vote	These Couples Swap Outfits for Some Reason: "Fuck Him"
4	4 Vote	Football Coach Arrested for Driving at Too Awesome a Speed
4	4 Vote	The 7 Stages of Eating a Hot Pink Slug
4	4 Vote	Adorable Bunny Released Into Air Force 1	1
4	4 Vote	The Story of a Volkswagen
4	4 Vote	Dad Getting a Vasectomy for NFL Playoff Tickets
4	4 Vote	Andrew McCutchen Proposed to His Ankle

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