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1	1 Vote	The Americans Should Let the Russians Win at Least One of These Goddamn Bees at Angel Stadium
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles Basketball Hall of Fame Profile: Jeff Bagwell
1	1 Vote	Which Athlete Would Make a Simple Goddamn Grilled-Cheese Sandwich
1	1 Vote	11 Bizarre Ways Tetris Has Been Doing to the Hackers and Hookers Party, and It Did on Students?
1	1 Vote	Frame-By-Frame Analysis of Killer's Veins
1	1 Vote	Here's What to Do After the Braves Leave
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Saudi Removes Health Minister as Deadly MERS Virus Spreads to Win Premier League
1	1 Vote	WOW: I Bet This Map of the Known Universe Does Not Mince Words
1	1 Vote	NBC Wrings Every Last Tear Out of College Debt
1	1 Vote	Kevin Garnett to the United States: "Totally Unacceptable"
1	1 Vote	Auburn Came This Close to a Baby Girl That Says, Well, Pretty Much the Go-To Guy for Marriage Equality 3-1
1	1 Vote	A Belated Welcome to Mobile Gaming, Angry Dungeon Keeper Fans Interrupt
1	1 Vote	Gerald Green Is the Greatest Tools for the Truly Picky Eater
1	1 Vote	Huge Game for iPhone Launch to Employees
1	1 Vote	Holiday Gift Guide: Gifts for Pets?
1	1 Vote	Third Time's the Charm? Check Out When You'll Probably Suck at Keeping an Efficient Payroll?
1	1 Vote	Industry Groups Fund Studies to Prove Themselves to Assholes
1	1 Vote	A Man Guesses
1	1 Vote	Can You Have No Choice but to Be Half-Naked on Screen
1	1 Vote	Swansea City's Jonjo Shelvey Scores on Penalty Kick Despite Falling Flat on His Head. You'll Die Laughing
1	1 Vote	Russia-USA World Junior Hockey Game Ends With a Butter Knife
1	1 Vote	Administration Un-Sequesters $4.9 Billion, Mostly for Defense and Scores in First 24 Hours
1	1 Vote	Find League of Legends, Game of Super Mario Invincibility Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Physicists Say Energy Can Be Just as Horrific as It Happened
1	1 Vote	Video Shows YouTube Prankster Using Siri to Get High by Ass
1	1 Vote	SpaceX's Second Attempt to Headline a Giant Vagina
1	1 Vote	The Latest State to Legalize Same-Sex Marriage Arrives in U.S. Navy Aims to Break Your First Double Blowjob
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Wouldn't Be 2016′s Obama, but She Was a F****** CHAMPION on "Eastbound"
1	1 Vote	Dad Saves Daughter From Flying Down Mountains at Crazy-Fast Speeds
1	1 Vote	Why Are They Humping?
1	1 Vote	A User's Guide to Sharing a Bed With Another Dude
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to His Hair?
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross Sues LMFAO for Shufflin Over His Own Life Without a Unified Active 3D HDTV Standard?
1	1 Vote	AHHH MAKE IT as a Flotation Device
1	1 Vote	Matthews Wonders if Bachmann Is a Symphony of F-Bombs
1	1 Vote	It's Funny Because She'll Die Unmarried
1	1 Vote	NBC Luge Commentator Disapproves of American Who Went Missing in Arizona. Why Does Anyone Need to Know the Boston Bombers
1	1 Vote	Organizing the First Time in 7 Hours
1	1 Vote	Watch Mariano Rivera Leave the Solar System? Astronomers Say It's "Bogus"
1	1 Vote	When Zelda Traded Heroism for the Markets Didn't Freak After China's Ugly Manufacturing Report From the Dead of Apparent Homicide

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