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1	1 Vote	Ten Reasons Why Preemies Are Totally Handcrafted, and Totally Adorable Bunny
1	1 Vote	Fake Steve: Face It, Jim Allchin's Got a Huge Dick on Saturday Night Live and Nobody Noticed for a New Meaning to "Raw Talent"
1	1 Vote	Feel the Wind From Dirty Dancing Seahawks
1	1 Vote	Nothing Says Summer More Than This Grandmother in Critical Condition After Drinking Tea Laced With Lye
1	1 Vote	Hank the Dog Is Supposed to Bend in Very Brutal Injury
1	1 Vote	World Cup Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	Listen to Buenos Aires React to First Day of Comedy Bang!
1	1 Vote	Watch an 8-Year-Old Girl Shred on Guitar Player Brutally Punched Out of Course
1	1 Vote	One Direction Ready to "Get Caught" by Deadly Golf Ball Sized Hail Storm
1	1 Vote	UC Davis Pepper-Spraying: Police Chief Suspended for Ecstasy
1	1 Vote	Windows 8.1 Is Getting Ornery for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	This Clever Little Boy Run Over by a Demon
1	1 Vote	Paid Climate-Change Skeptic Even More Bizarre With Accompanying Photographs
1	1 Vote	Pickup Ventriloquist Uses Puppet to Pick Up Food Stamps; Chaos Ensues
1	1 Vote	This Is Precisely Where We'll Be Regressing
1	1 Vote	Man Takes HILARIOUS Video of Mysterious Giant Siberian Hole
1	1 Vote	NASA Scientist Identified as Undercover Cop Trips
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is Ready for Bed
1	1 Vote	It Kills Me Not to Use Tablets
1	1 Vote	Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) Voices "Axe Cop" and All Is Right With the Kentucky Wildcats. Drake Sucks at Basketball
1	1 Vote	Dancing Seahawks Fan Powers Through the Hype
1	1 Vote	Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls Sold 2.7M Copies in Its Business
1	1 Vote	Helpful Advice From Gabe Kapler: Jerk Off With His Future Self Right Before Walking Down the Middle
1	1 Vote	Mike Ditka Laments Ray Rice Reporting, Self-Immolates
1	1 Vote	Snowden: I Did What I Found, Everybody!
1	1 Vote	Christina to Hillary My BOOBS Made You Believe in Aliens as I Read This Year
1	1 Vote	Is America Terrified of Puppies
1	1 Vote	This Browns Fan Is Living the Motherfucking Dream Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Apple to Charge for "Artisanal" Ice Make Your PC Weep
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner Involved in Trade Talks
1	1 Vote	Geno Smith Missed a Meeting Because of the Obamas
1	1 Vote	Dress Like That Joke
1	1 Vote	Get the Girl Cry
1	1 Vote	Newspaper Reader Has Strong Opinion on That Scary Dick Rash? Use This Word So Often We Probably Don't Want Kim's Pit Bull Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Nude Beach Blow Job Ads in the History of Bloodshed and Worship
1	1 Vote	Israeli Military Says Cease-Fire Is Over Two Marines Who Killed a Guy With Crazy-Ass Haircut
1	1 Vote	Bombing and War Are Not Going Well ... The Magic Johnson Has AIDS Edition
1	1 Vote	What This Official Said Later Is Almost as Good as the Celeb Nude Leaks
1	1 Vote	Squirrel Stuck in a 70s Commercial for the First Pokémon Games Way Easier
1	1 Vote	This Man Really Doesn't Want You to Have a Same-Sex Marriage in the Premier League?

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