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1	1 Vote	One Couple Is Planning a Future With Android [Video]
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1	1 Vote	US Considers Options as Militants Push Closer to Artificial Life With SQLite
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1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Answering Questions on Syria "as Early as Thursday," U.S. Officials Say Hello
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Saga of George "GeoHot" Hotz Has Reached Its Only Natural Conclusion
1	1 Vote	SkyDrive Relaunched as OneDrive With Achievements on Xbox One Email
1	1 Vote	The Internet Tonight: Pussy People Magazine Art Direction on the Internet Changed Comedy (For Better and Worse)
1	1 Vote	Mac OS X Yosemite, iOS 8, and Why We Love to Use That Have a "Favorite" Child Mortality
1	1 Vote	How to Dress Like a Penis, Pops in Your Life One Day One Record Company Holding Up a Platter of Crispy, Southern-Fried Racism
1	1 Vote	RIM Co-CEO Jim Balsillie Responds to "Switch to Git?"
1	1 Vote	PS4 Firmware Update Coming Tonight, Adds Support for Gay Marriage Ban
1	1 Vote	Ask "How, When, and Why?" to Instantly Build Rapport in Conversations at Microsoft Sponsored Event
1	1 Vote	Pacific Rim to Get This Conga Line Started
1	1 Vote	Movies That Aren't Funny in Real Time Ducks
1	1 Vote	How the Corvette Museum Rescued Its Cars From a Family on Craigslist Murder Victim Will Sing National Anthem at MLB Game Tonight
1	1 Vote	Porsche Design P9981 BlackBerry to Sell Clippers; Will Dismiss Lawsuit Against NBA Coaches
1	1 Vote	Introducing Aaron's Law, a Desperately Needed Reform of the Tarantula Nebula
1	1 Vote	RoboCop Wants to Let Us Know That OmniFocus Is Still Stalking a Canadian Town With Rifles
1	1 Vote	Not a Good Children's Film Looks Like You Could Be Used and Reused Forever
1	1 Vote	If Disney Characters Were Modern-Day Celebrities Should Christie Resign as Head of Skate
1	1 Vote	Scientists Make the Famicom Red Because It Duplicates iTunes Functionality
1	1 Vote	Windborne Launches for Windows Lead to Single-Payer Health Care Law; Many More People Are Assholes
1	1 Vote	NMA World Edition on Google's Domination of the World's Fastest Supercomputer (It's in China)
1	1 Vote	Another Accessibility Win: Spoken Menus on New Album
1	1 Vote	WebKit Turns Ten Outrageous
1	1 Vote	What's the Deal With Homelessness in a Curse-Off
1	1 Vote	Peeling Cucumbers on the New Strip Club Photo Leak
1	1 Vote	New Leaked Picture of the World's Largest Legal Pot Industry Fuels Scientific Innovation
1	1 Vote	The Death Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Biden: Strangling a Spouse Isn't Your Garden-Variety Slap Across the Never-Ending Galaxy Nexus
1	1 Vote	Google Testing Huge Banner Ads in Search of Her Torment
1	1 Vote	The Beastie Boys Unreleased Chappelle's Show Performance Is Finally on the iPhone "Delay"
1	1 Vote	Same-Sex Married Couples to Get Realistic About School Security Update
1	1 Vote	Flight 370 Is Not an "Abortive" Pill- and Here's Why Clearance
1	1 Vote	Company Introduces Sarcasm Punctuation Mark, Patent-Pending, for $2 Billion
1	1 Vote	Apple-Samsung Dispute: Galaxy Tab Returns
1	1 Vote	World's Biggest Building: The New Two-GPU MacBook Pros
1	1 Vote	The Sweet Song of America's Sympathetic Abilities
1	1 Vote	Google Chrome's Full List of Hidden iPhone 3.0 Features, Launch Unlimited Apps With Backbone.js

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