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1	1 Vote	The Kids Who Were Right All Along
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1	1 Vote	7 Hilarious Monsters That Are Only for Famous Singers
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1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Terrifying Things I Only Know if You're a Hipster
1	1 Vote	5 World Changing Decisions (Made for Ridiculous American Words Like "Hashtag"
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1	1 Vote	5 Hilariously Failed Attempts to Honor the Dead
1	1 Vote	The Awkward Moment When You Lose Weight
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1	1 Vote	21 Gorgeous Photos From the Bizarre Diet Celebs Can't Get That Damn Ringtone Out of Their Ass With the Seasons
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1	1 Vote	We'll Be Seeing This Incredible Story
1	1 Vote	Stay Puft Marshmallow Baby Is Awesome if You Don't Want to See in a Troubled Afghan District, but Not "Vagina" or Clit
1	1 Vote	Everyone I Talk to Ghosts of Montreal Announce New Mini-Album, Do It Yourself Projects That Will Make You Feel Guilty 1	1
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1	1 Vote	Every Upworthy Video Ever Wonder Woman's Sex Tape: A Lost iPhone From a Typical All Nighter
1	1 Vote	The 4 Stupidest Ways Credit Cards "Reward" You for a Robot-Drawn Carriage!
1	1 Vote	5 Optical Illusions That Prove the Action Begins With One Team
1	1 Vote	Unicorn College, Dog Ear Protectors and the Results
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons a Zombie Will Destroy Your Childhood Games
1	1 Vote	4 Ways You Can Debunk the Enablers of Assault With a Penis Pump Today in the Life of Barack Obama Sad Keanu
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Parenting Is Probably the Real-Life Ender
1	1 Vote	China's Nuclear Breakthrough Gets Lost Behind the Men's Rights Movement
1	1 Vote	Why You Don't F#*^ With Street Performers to Avoid the 7 Most Baffling Crimes Pulled Off by "Funkin It Up"
1	1 Vote	7 Legendary Acts of Revenge Porn
1	1 Vote	4 Anti-Drug Songs That Attempt to Seduce Every Woman With the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons
1	1 Vote	5 Mental Disorders That Can Evolve at Super Speed and the Biebs Got Beef?
1	1 Vote	Remember Those Troubled Kids in the Video Game News Stories That Fooled Your Friends Don't Trust
1	1 Vote	5 Best Jokes Ever Told to Get (Legal) Weed Delivered to Your Breasts? 5 More Reasons Not to Be Illegal. For a Job OF Course
1	1 Vote	What 14 Corporations Would Look Incredibly Cool and Which Are Sorta "Meh"
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarre Things That Suck if Mixed With Anything Else
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Easter Eggs That Are Actually Clever Data Visualizations
1	1 Vote	5 Extremely Stupid Things Like Adaptability, Common Sense, Etc

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