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125	125 Vote	Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
124	124 Vote	6 Landmarks That Are Definitely Not Penises
122	122 Vote	6 People Who Are Threatening Me
121	121 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make Great Musicals
120	120 Vote	How to Act Like Dicks
120	120 Vote	How to Ruin Foreplay Forever
120	120 Vote	3 Tips for Getting Over Yourself
118	118 Vote	Nuts Will Make Your Butt
118	118 Vote	The Problem With Making Homemade Porn
117	117 Vote	Girl Uses Butt Selfie to Prove Their Love Is Under Siege by Drones
117	117 Vote	So Full of Shit
116	116 Vote	Guy Filled With Sewage
116	116 Vote	Why Apple Clearly Thinks You're Stupid Shit
115	115 Vote	6 Spectacularly Failed Attempts to Make Right Decisions
113	113 Vote	Chewbacca Without Hair Can't Be Trusted
113	113 Vote	This Vegan Mac N Cheese Is So Good It Will Give You Nightmares
112	112 Vote	Yo, Can We End Police Violence?
112	112 Vote	The American Dream Is Dead From Drug Overdose
112	112 Vote	The New "Ghostbusters" Is Going to Trick You Into Eating Garbage
111	111 Vote	Leaked Emails: Sony Execs Scared of Ants
111	111 Vote	Your Cat Is Trying to Explain the Swedish Riots
111	111 Vote	The Internet Is Turning Into a Jerk
111	111 Vote	5 Things I Learned Smoking Crack Cocaine
111	111 Vote	The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
111	111 Vote	19 People Who Send Me Death Threats Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
111	111 Vote	How to Get Even Creepier
110	110 Vote	Bloody Children Asking Questions That Get Them Killed
110	110 Vote	4 Deadly Weapons Clearly Designed by 5-Year-Olds
110	110 Vote	4 Ways to Fancy Up Your Genitals
109	109 Vote	A Group of Celebrities Asked Me to Bully Your Child! A Real Thing That Just Happened 1	1
109	109 Vote	6 Scientific Findings That Prove Russians Don't Give a F#@k
109	109 Vote	Watch This Sheep Fuck Up a Redneck 1	1
109	109 Vote	22 Unexpected Downsides of Being Masturbated at in Public Display
109	109 Vote	22 Side Effects of the Midwest
108	108 Vote	Starting My Year With a BUTT INTERCEPTION
108	108 Vote	Why Does Being Right-Handed Totally Violate the Basic Laws of Gravity
107	107 Vote	The Kentucky Meat Shower: Not a Burial, It's a Buffet Meal
107	107 Vote	The 8 Creepiest Cases of Free Speech
107	107 Vote	If History Was Written Entirely by Pugs
106	106 Vote	Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Movies Secretly

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