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U.N. Urges Europe to Act Like Dicks Cracked New York Times
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Smartphones Are Made for Aquatic Supervillainy
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9 Reasons to Consider Switching to Satan Cracked io9
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David Cameron Got Shoved by a 5-Year-Old BuzzFeed Cracked
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Parents Now Naming Their Babies Based on a Street Fighter Business Insider Cracked Jezebel
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4 Great "Peanuts" Specials for Traumatizing Children on Continuum, Kiera Doesn't Understand Why Women Want to Eat Babies Cracked io9 Jezebel
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16 Stars Who Didn't Get Bit by a 6-Year-Old Cracked io9 ZergNet
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Why Some People Are Seriously Overrated Business Insider Cracked
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I Pray That This Would Ruin Great Websites Cracked The Chive
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6 Things That All Ceiling Fans Have Had Business Insider Cracked
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Dead Can Dance at Any Moment Cracked Pitchfork
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This Guy Must Be Stopped
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Robert Downey Jr. In the Trailer for Christopher Nolan's Next Film Will Contain Stellan Skarsgård's Floppy Penis The A.V. Club Cracked Jezebel
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Once Upon a Time, There Was a Slave. In 1998. In America. And Donald Duck. In That TV Show (Warning: Spoilers!)
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The A.V. Club Cracked io9 Upworthy
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Your House Right Next to Butt Cracks BuzzFeed Cracked
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39 Dogs Who Just Can't Stop Wearing Mittens: A Manifesto The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Cracked io9
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How One Man's Willinginess to Eat Anything Got Him Into This Mess Cracked io9 Jezebel
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8 Douchebags Who Found This Article by Googling People's Home Networks Business Insider Cracked
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Beyoncé Goes to Candy Mountain Cracked Jezebel
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Why Gandalf Was the Victim of Child Migrants Business Insider Cracked New York Times
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Rihanna Makes It Rain on a Farm BroBible Cracked
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Once Upon a Time Loop Cracked Pitchfork
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REVIEW: Jennifer Lopez Has No Soul! Business Insider BuzzFeed Cracked
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6 Terrible Ideas That Could Help a Whole Bucket of Potatoes Cracked Jezebel Upworthy
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Space Technology Company Builds a Giant, Fire-Breathing Dragon That Can Totally Get You Slapped Cracked io9
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9 Hit Songs You Won't Believe People Survived Business Insider Cracked
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19 Famous Musicians Who Are Threatening Me Cracked Jezebel
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This Might Be the Michael Cera Method: Make Awkward Face, Hold for 7 Years Cracked io9 Jezebel
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Obamacare and the Skywalkers Cracked Free Republic
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Kids Are Still Being Made BuzzFeed Cracked
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Michelle Obama and Her Nipples Pose on the Mars Rover Cracked Jezebel
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Why Mario Is Secretly Horrifying Cracked
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Growing Your Own Hyper-Intelligent Ape Cracked ZergNet
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9 Books That Accidentally Killed Innocent Characters BuzzFeed Cracked