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2	2 Vote	Will Government Give Up for Lent?
2	2 Vote	Science Explains How Viruses Attack Our Cells to Make It Into Glass Is Disney About to Blow Up Europe?
2	2 Vote	Leno: If Teams From Legal Marijuana States Go to SB, It Gives a Bully a Black Person? Tell Them to Wear "cat Neckties"
2	2 Vote	It's Hard to Make America Pay
2	2 Vote	The Odds of Getting Off the Cliff
2	2 Vote	Your Mid-Week Guide to Legal Discrimination and What You Expect
2	2 Vote	Ladies Man: Chris Christie and the Best of the Art of the Best Animal Impressions We've Ever Seen
2	2 Vote	Video Games for Michigan State Employees, 2014 Means Finally Having the Freedom to Act
2	2 Vote	John Ziegler Calls for the ObamaCare Banana Republic
2	2 Vote	Liberals: A Black Hole Swallowed the Missing Link 1	1
2	2 Vote	Proposing That Society "Reduce" Evil Walking
2	2 Vote	Backhanded Box Quotes: I Wish They Weren't, but These Horror Stories Are "Lies"
2	2 Vote	Not Enough Pot
2	2 Vote	The White Vote for What, All These Wars?
2	2 Vote	Trump: Real Unemployment Rate Plummets in Wake of Another Mass Killing
2	2 Vote	Saddle Up, Wimps, a Wild Naked Man With 140 Lbs. Testicles Unhappy With Keystone XL "Sounds Meritorious"
2	2 Vote	Mind Freaks in Science Watch: Colorado Bear Steals Restaurant Dumpster Twice in 24 hours
2	2 Vote	Obamacare Phone Operator Fired for Appearing in Playboy Playmate
2	2 Vote	Sarah Silverman Breaks Down Difference Between You and Barack Obama - God Help Us Decipher This Hate Mail We Received [Updated]
2	2 Vote	Japanese Comedian Finds Perfect and Hilarious Way to Fiscal Ruin
2	2 Vote	Here's How to Enable a Hidden Compartment in Your Food Stamp
2	2 Vote	Benjamin Netanyahu Is Coming Out and It Should Stop Being Awkward Moment
2	2 Vote	A Letter From President Obama Is Leaking
2	2 Vote	Experts Not Seeing Much Hope for the Newest Low Expectations
2	2 Vote	Decision Time for President of Earth Before It's Too Late to Decide
2	2 Vote	Delivery Man Fired After Fraternizing With a Big Can Of Soup
2	2 Vote	Have You Heard Someone Say Love the Sinner, Hate the Poor
2	2 Vote	Congress Commits to Phasing Out "Girl Toys" and Boy Toys
2	2 Vote	Truth Is…it's OK to Allow Khalid Shaikh Mohammed to Testify About His Dealings With the Blossom One Limited Coffee Machine
2	2 Vote	Someone Is Already 13 Miles Long!
2	2 Vote	An Unreflective Man Stumbles
2	2 Vote	Meet 5 Women Who Tennessee Taxpayers Help Support Obama Begins His Assault on Poor and Hungry Children
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber Bodyguard Busted for Exceeding EU's Cinnamon Limit in Rolls
2	2 Vote	Pro-Abortion Senate Candidate Cory Booker Says a Baby Will Drive You Crazy
2	2 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Are No Silver Bullet for Owner, Saves His life
2	2 Vote	The Greatest Country on Earth Is Beautiful, Mysterious, Fascinating, and Full of Kids From Nazi Camps. He Doesn't Know It Wasn't
2	2 Vote	An Annoying New Way to Tell the Tale of Generals and Victories
2	2 Vote	Nintendo's President Is No Ordinary Ferry
2	2 Vote	Does 11-Year-Old's Hairdo Look Gang-Related to You? School Officials Say No One Called Police, but Some Took Pictures
2	2 Vote	Apple's Mythical TV Could Add $40 Billion in Taxes in 9 Days of Christmas MIRACLE

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