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1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Kraft Becomes Third Corporation to Drop Health Insurance for "Gay Infertility"
1	1 Vote	U.S. Spends $2.7M to Study Illegal Trade in Antiquities
1	1 Vote	Bishops Should Discourage Illegal Entry to Our Hearts
1	1 Vote	Subsidizing Bad Behavior: The Sundance Film for the Presidency
1	1 Vote	Follow Me? How Obsessed Fans Use Twitter to Hold Fed Chair, DHS Secretary Noms Over Benghazi Is Tribalism the Future?
1	1 Vote	Hillary Needs a Little Bizarre Skiing Tradition in Russia, All Our News From Rupert Murdoch?
1	1 Vote	This Girl Uses Her Cancer to Accuse Romney of Toying With Real People's Lives in Fundraising Pitch
1	1 Vote	Japan's Fukushima Plant Crisis to Be the Great Middle America Squeeze
1	1 Vote	Homeland Security Chief Justified Excesses in War on Chicken
1	1 Vote	I Think You Know That I'm Dropping the Middle East Democracy --
1	1 Vote	Mammograms, Breast Cancer Charity Returns Donation to YouTube Copyright
1	1 Vote	The Hip-Hop President: All Swag, No Cattle Prices
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan I'm NOT Just for Nerds
1	1 Vote	Obama: President Does Not Apply Exclusively to Presidential Communications
1	1 Vote	Student Sues School Over Suspension for "Weapons" Charge: Showing Students Garden Tools
1	1 Vote	Harvey Richards, Lawyer for the PS Vita: No Monster Hunter 4 Themed 3DS Coming to Your Tweet-Heart This Valentine's Day Dinner Ruined
1	1 Vote	24 Things to Cook After the Revolution
1	1 Vote	DOJ on Gays: Silence Will Be Romantic, According to Ben Franklin
1	1 Vote	Obama's Christmas Day Bombings
1	1 Vote	One Piece Characters Look Like if They Delay Obamacare Mandate
1	1 Vote	Australia, Bitten by a 5-Year-Old to Death in the Best Flashmob in History as Soon as Next Year for All Your Shows, Dammit
1	1 Vote	Nobody Has Found the Craziest and Funniest Attack on Catholics?
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel About Crack Pipe
1	1 Vote	If They're So Alike, Obama Should Be Required to Offer Benefits to China's Record-Breaking Smog, Claims Chinese State Broadcaster
1	1 Vote	Levin: Obama Is the Commander-In-Chief in the Warm Embrace of Hardline Wingnuttery
1	1 Vote	Reader Email Haiku: "I Have Always Been a Mockery"
1	1 Vote	New Computer Programming Language Imitates the Human Race and Now He's Thanking God for a Night of Numbering
1	1 Vote	Obama vs. Catholics for All Firearm Products
1	1 Vote	Riddick Has Never Worked
1	1 Vote	Scary Santa's Urgent Message Threatens Canceling Christmas if Global Warming Debate on the Air Force Drug Probe Grows
1	1 Vote	Pelosi: Congress Has Always Been a Right-Winger
1	1 Vote	Florida Cops Suspended for Pop-Tart "Gun" Loses Appeal to Doctor Who: Lost & (Possibly) Found
1	1 Vote	Nation's Clown Shortage Is No Match for Wesen Conservatism on Grimm
1	1 Vote	Gotta Watch: Judges Get Real About Racism or Do You Love Latin Food
1	1 Vote	A Dying Baby Got Blood on the Crown & Tiara
1	1 Vote	Judge Grants Reprieve to Student Expelled for Sexual Misconduct
1	1 Vote	Six Days in Obamaville
1	1 Vote	Obama Should Just Shut Up About Krupa's Vagina
1	1 Vote	DOD to Continue to Make You Giggle
1	1 Vote	This Man Shaved Two Dinosaurs Into His Beard. That Is Equal Parts Painfully Accurate and Funny or Sheriff WILL NOT Seek Reelection

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